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The new tell-all book written by President Donald Trump's niece reportedly claims that the President cheated on his SATs, having someone else take the tests in his place.
According to Mary Trump, the future-President used his falsified scores to secure a place at the Wharton School of Business.
After the The New York Times reported on Trump's alleged cheating, Twitter went on an absolute tear.
Wharton should immediately investigate whether Trump paid someone to take the SAT and obtained his admission by fra… https://t.co/hyDlfFBgJ9— Norm Eisen (@Norm Eisen) 1594137281.0
Though Donald Trump has made it repeatedly clear he's not necessarily above cheating, the depths of his alleged fraud were still shocking to some.
Look, if you were @realDonaldTrump, you’d have paid someone to take the SATs for you too.— George Conway (@George Conway) 1594139224.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Shame he can't pay someone to exercise for him— Dave (@Dave) 1594139281.0
@NormEisen It's beginning to make sense why his high school transcript went missing.— MoreSkyPlease (@MoreSkyPlease) 1594137526.0
Many online could no longer summon outrage at the President's failures.
@rebeccaballhaus @kurteichenwald Obviously, the dude probably can’t even spell SAT— vinweed (@vinweed) 1594137368.0
Even the President's own family can't defend his lying.
@Yamiche I wouldn’t doubt that the guy who took the SAT for trump is still waiting to get paid.— Reichert von Stenger (@Reichert von Stenger) 1594139824.0
Many on Twitter were reminded of the 2019 college admissions bribery scandal.
@Yamiche Next we are going to hear he he worked with William Rick Singer got in on a "rowing scholarship" 🤣🤣🤣— JJ LeBlanc est mon nom de plume (@JJ LeBlanc est mon nom de plume) 1594139733.0
@rebeccaballhaus @colvinj How Aunt Becky of him.— Maeby Bluth (@Maeby Bluth) 1594137574.0
@rebeccaballhaus Stable genius from the start.— Ridin with KHive 🌈 🇺🇸 (@Ridin with KHive 🌈 🇺🇸) 1594137111.0
What would Trump actually score on the SATs?
It's almost impossible to know.
@HMcdoolittle @rebeccaballhaus I'm surprised that it didn't conclude: "... and failed to pay."— Shrugs McKenzie 🤷♂️ (@Shrugs McKenzie 🤷♂️) 1594137952.0
@Yamiche Ironic if Donald's SAT were taken by someone in Kenya.— Bone Spur-gundy (@Bone Spur-gundy) 1594139222.0
@Yamiche I would pay money to see him take the SAT now— Kara 🌻 (@Kara 🌻) 1594139365.0
If the President is the stable genius he claims to be, he shouldn't be afraid to take his own SATs.
Anyone can grow up to be President if you have enough money to cheat your way through the SATs—and the rest of life.