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These Jokes About Just How Ready Elizabeth Warren Is For Any Situation Are Hilariously On Point

Evan Brechtel
Jul. 01, 2019
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In a crowded field of Democratic presidential candidates, one has to stand out or be forgotten.

Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) seems to know this, because she's standing out for all the right reasons.

A longtime Senator and former law professor, Senator Warren is known by many as the most policy-aware candidate of the 20-odd Democrats vying for the White House. So embedded is preparation in her persona, it's quickly becoming a running joke on Twitter, with people sharing their favorite imagined moments of Warren's no-nonsense efficiency and class.

The results are hilarious.








These people may just be making jokes, but when it comes to reputation, preparedness and decency are certainly not qualities to be ashamed of. We're sure Warren is ready to tackle whatever else comes her way during what is sure to be an unpredictable campaign.

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