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But seriously, who actually lives like this?
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All of the millennials we know are fighting stagnant wages and increased student loan payments.
Well, Twitter user @ClueHeywood has had enough of this lying.
He took to the internet to drag every $3 million dwelling that he saw.
And he saw plenty.
Reporting live from NYC: literally nobody can afford panoramic windows and penthouses; we are all living in 16 square feet of space like books on a shelf.
A cactus garden? Really?
Just call us Peter Pan.
Maybe if we spent less money on avocado toast, we could afford houses like this.
Peacocks, Chalets, Pelotons, oh my!
Man, how many more rich places can you possibly get in these things?
The only thing missing is a yacht.
...Never mind.
The narrative here is that the Peloton only deserves the best and should come before one's own health, livelihood, and even before one's own children.
So when the Peloton does not follow that narrative, what happens?
Where do you keep your Peloton?
And it had BETTER be somewhere expensive.