Men Explain Which Things About Women Utterly Baffle Them

The Real Life Savers

One bag of peanut butter m&m's (not the yellow bag... the red bag) will change my wife from wanting to stab me to being a loving and pleasant woman to be around...in the span of about 2 minutes.

u/Shots_anyone

Manners are Everything

When we are hanging out having casual conversation then her phone rings, she answers, and the pitch of her voice rises to Mariah Carey status.

u/hvitehusen

It's All About Technique

How some women can shave their legs super fast! If I shaved any part of my body that quickly I would look like Hellraiser.

u/robotlasagna

Just Making Sure You Saw It

The loud gasp while i'm driving about something small lol. Like do you want me to roll the car lol

u/RavenLovesChai

This Is, Indeed, Insane

They can carry other humans inside of them if you think about it it's WILD.

u/abcxyzkh

EXTREMELY Helpful

Their aesthetic sense. How did they all become armchair interior decorators/fashion consultants?

My nine year old daughter is better at picking out my outfits than I am.

u/gud_spelller

"Hey, You Got a Bobby Pin?"

How is it that bobby pin companies don't rule the world? I swear the average woman must go through more bobby pins in a lifetime than oxygen.

u/kukukele

Talkin' Shop

Pairing up to go to a public toilet.

u/Sergana

Should Have Texted Better

I've had several women give me their number without me asking, but then when I text or call, they never reply. Why do this? I like when a woman makes the first move, but it still usually turns out to be nothing.

u/moondoggie00

Mind What Matters

How some women can remember the exact details of an argument we had 8 months ago but somehow can't remember were they parked their car at the mall less than an hour ago.

u/mox44ah