Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

Chelsea Handler Re-Created Martha Stewart's Pool Selfie, And Martha Threw Some Epic Shade Back

Chelsea Handler Re-Created Martha Stewart's Pool Selfie, And Martha Threw Some Epic Shade Back
Cindy Ord/Getty Images; Toni Anne Barson/WireImage via Getty Images

Martha Stewart's sultry Instagram pool selfie is already taking on an internet life of its own.

Stewart's selfie, which gained a lot of attention for how extra it was, received a comment from Chelsea Handler.


Handler wrote:

"I'm here to take [Martha Stewart's] swimming lesson."
"If I look this good at 78 I better still have a pool to show myself off in."

She then copied Stewart's selfie...

...with one of her own.

Former model Stewart had a few tips for handler though...

...about her pool and her face.

@marthastewart48/Instagram

Stewart responded:

"Dear Chelsea I'm so happy that you liked my post well enough to emulate it. I do think my pool is a little bit prettier than yours and that my facial expression is a little bit more relaxed."
"Nevertheless you are a beautiful girl and F***ING too young to be emulating me. Continue with your comedy, your humor, and your amazing ability to gather around your political liberals."
"We need it! Love Martha."

shade burn GIFGiphy

...Well dang!






Stewart is a master at lovingly roasting anybody, as she's shown time and time again.

Roast of Justin Bieber - Martha Stewart - Changing Lives for the Betterwww.youtube.com


Martha Stewart Lays Into the Dais - Roast of Bruce Williswww.youtube.com

Truly.

Savage.





Martha Stewart's roast of Handler's pool selfie is not nearly as savage as she could have gotten, but still had a healthy dose of shade.




We truly live for the shade.

Especially when it is over the size and niceness of a pool.

coco montrese GIFGiphy

More from Trending

Screenshot of Stephen Colbert
CBS

Stephen Colbert Makes Somber Plea To Americans In Wake Of Charlie Kirk's Death

Late-night host Stephen Colbert had a somber message for Americans as he addressed the assassination of far-right activist Charlie Kirk, stressing that "political violence only leads to more political violence."

Kirk died after an unidentified gunman shot him in the neck as he—ironically enough—mocked victims of gun violence at an event in Utah Valley State University. Kirk's murder has galvanized the far-right, with President Donald Trump and his surrogates claiming without evidence that rhetoric from Democrats is responsible for Kirk's death.

Keep ReadingShow less
a woman sunbathing on rocks.
a person sitting on a towel on a beach
Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

People Share The Weirdest Flexes They Heard Someone Say With A Straight Face

It is never attractive to gloat.

Even so, some people can't help but brag, or "flex" as it is sometimes known, about certain accomplishments or attributes.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @thedowntheredoc's TikTok video
@thedowntheredoc/TikTok

TikToker Hilariously Calls Out Target After Champion Pants Feature Awkwardly-Placed Front Pleat

Sometimes you can just tell when something was designed *for* women, but was not actually designed *by* women.

Take, for instance, the new pleated pants available at Target from the Champion clothing line. While there's nothing wrong with pleated pants and they certainly have a suitable spot in the workplace, the latest rendition of Champion pleated pants are, shall we say, NSFW.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from @kaicutch's Instagram video
@kaicutch/Instagram

Woman Flips Her Car After Belting Out Ironic Britney Spears Lyric In Wild Viral Video

Whether we want to admit it or not, we've all had our fair share of carpool karaoke and maybe even imagined our car as our own personal recording studio.

But TikToker and Instagrammer Kaitlynn McCutcheon may have gotten too into her performance of Britney Spears' classic, "Hit Me Baby, One More Time," when the road and her car both said, "Bet."

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from ​@lynnshazeen's TikTok video
@lynnshazeen/TikTok

Woman Goes Viral After Revealing How Her Obsession With Matcha Landed Her In The Hospital

Let's be honest: Too much of anything isn't good for us. It's all about the balance!

But the media and social media trends have taught us that certain things are really good for us, encouraging us to be like the "very mindful and very demure" girls and take care of ourselves. One such example is drinking more matcha, especially if you really like coffee or think you have a caffeine addiction.

Keep ReadingShow less