If you thought the fall of western civilization might come over the divide between Trump opposers and Trump supporters, think again.
Turns out what is really gnawing at the psyche of people around the world it is fluffy vs. flat in the great pillow debate. It all began with a provocative tweet by Twitter user Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664 ) who came out swinging with this:
Every man i know sleeps with flat pillows. Fucking weirdos. Where are the fluffy pillow men.
We can't imagine Guillotine didn't know what she was about to unleash. The responses were swift and the lines were drawn. This was war.
I’m the flat pillow man https://t.co/7ND0uAWMrY— yuki (@yuki)1535470501.0
Nahh I’ll take then flat pillows. You lay your head in them fluffy joints and the side of the pillow be all up on y… https://t.co/TANUbQHlJp— Imani Anansa (@Imani Anansa)1535471269.0
Flat pillow gang https://t.co/9EgZyHUspq— Emily 🌞 (@Emily 🌞)1535463937.0
@nintendo6664 Fluffy pillows always feel like they are trying to fight my attempts to lie down— Vødalus (@Vødalus)1535455657.0
@nintendo6664 @Massah19 Fluffy pillows are a scam , buy half firm pillows, they never deflate , also it never gives you neck problems— floating down 🎈 (@floating down 🎈)1535456456.0
Don't worry Guillotine wasn't alone in her love for fluffy pillows.
@lyssbruns @nintendo6664 😂😂 it pisses me off when my pillows go flat!!— daddy long legs (@daddy long legs)1535432958.0
@nintendo6664 I'm definitely a fluffy pillow guy, I also need multiple pillows. I like one under my head, one next… https://t.co/t6kcvOO2bC— The Devious Gamer (@The Devious Gamer)1535502989.0
@nintendo6664 @DariedeD Fluffy pillow fanclub here :3— Xmeagol (@Xmeagol)1535459115.0
i literally do not fucking trust people who sleep w like 1 flat pillow... like wtf where is ur neck support? ur com… https://t.co/WwFmO1nvGU— deadbeat wine dad (@deadbeat wine dad)1535467961.0
@nintendo6664 Hullo, I am one of the fabled fluffy pillow men. I don't understand those other men, the flat pillow men. They are odd.— Tom Lizama-Russell (@Tom Lizama-Russell)1535467961.0
Of course there were those who strove for compromise.
@nintendo6664 @trashpussy_ I have one fluffy pillow and one flat pillow— USURPSART👁 (@USURPSART👁)1535429826.0
@usurpss @nintendo6664 @trashpussy_ The flat goes under your head and fluffy is to hold. At least in my eternally single life.— Brican883 (@Brican883)1535431656.0
@nintendo6664 3-pillow system or bust— thathonkey💀🌽 (@thathonkey💀🌽)1535361126.0
@nintendo6664 @detachment_red i'm a multiple pillow man, it's all about the layering— jim poe (@jim poe)1535380803.0
@nintendo6664 @raccoonruler I got levels, flat, medium fluff, then high fluff. Gotta have choices. https://t.co/lX0PTipwKs— dane burman (@dane burman)1535420828.0
This debate may go on a while.