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If you thought the fall of western civilization might come over the divide between Trump opposers and Trump supporters, think again.
Turns out what is really gnawing at the psyche of people around the world it is fluffy vs. flat in the great pillow debate. It all began with a provocative tweet by Twitter user Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664 ) who came out swinging with this:
Every man i know sleeps with flat pillows. Fucking weirdos. Where are the fluffy pillow men.
We can't imagine Guillotine didn't know what she was about to unleash. The responses were swift and the lines were drawn. This was war.
Nahh I’ll take then flat pillows. You lay your head in them fluffy joints and the side of the pillow be all up on y… https://t.co/TANUbQHlJp— Imani Anansa (@Imani Anansa) 1535471269.0
Don't worry Guillotine wasn't alone in her love for fluffy pillows.
@nintendo6664 I'm definitely a fluffy pillow guy, I also need multiple pillows. I like one under my head, one next… https://t.co/t6kcvOO2bC— liquid🌬️Kena Bridge of Spirits (@liquid🌬️Kena Bridge of Spirits) 1535502989.0
@nintendo6664 @DariedeD Fluffy pillow fanclub here :3— Xmeagol (@Xmeagol) 1535459115.0
i literally do not fucking trust people who sleep w like 1 flat pillow... like wtf where is ur neck support? ur com… https://t.co/WwFmO1nvGU— ryleigh (@ryleigh) 1535467961.0
@nintendo6664 Hullo, I am one of the fabled fluffy pillow men. I don't understand those other men, the flat pillow men. They are odd.— Tomb By dammed ✊🏾🏳️🌈🎃 (@Tomb By dammed ✊🏾🏳️🌈🎃) 1535467961.0
Of course there were those who strove for compromise.
@nintendo6664 @trashpussy_ I have one fluffy pillow and one flat pillow— Usurpsart (@Usurpsart) 1535429826.0
@usurpss @nintendo6664 @trashpussy_ The flat goes under your head and fluffy is to hold. At least in my eternally single life.— Brican883 (@Brican883) 1535431656.0
@nintendo6664 3-pillow system or bust— shit follows (@shit follows) 1535361126.0
@nintendo6664 @detachment_red i'm a multiple pillow man, it's all about the layering— jim⚡️poe (@jim⚡️poe) 1535380803.0
@nintendo6664 @raccoonruler I got levels, flat, medium fluff, then high fluff. Gotta have choices. https://t.co/lX0PTipwKs— Black Lives Matter (@Black Lives Matter) 1535420828.0
This debate may go on a while.