People Explain Which Traditions They Wish Would Die Out Already

Cakes are meant for consuming, not this.

Unwelcome Facial

"Smashing of the face on the birthday cake."

– Arlington817

"Similarly, shoving cake in your new spouse's face during a wedding reception. I hate it."

– whomp1970

Red Flag?

"This tradition is so bad. The bride perfects her makeup and gets her face slathered with cake and can't just wash it off like a guy would."

"One of my friends was getting married and she told me she discussed the cake smashing with her fiancé before hand and explained why he shouldn't do it. When it came time, they fed each other and she dabbed a small bit of frosting on his nose; everyone laughed, it was cute."

"He was offended and tried to smash the whole plate in her face. She backed away in time and walked away; everyone was laughing...except for him. He chased her down, grabbed her by the neck, and smeared his cake all over her face. It was like watching a 10-year-old teach his 6-year-old sibling a lesson."

"She tried to laugh it off as she retreated to the bathroom for repairs, but I could tell she was seething. The room went ice-cold."

A Follow-Up

"To everyone asking if she immediately dumped him: of course not, this was a real story. They've been married for 20 years and have a couple of kids. She was 22 and poor and the hottest (horse) girl at our university, working on her Mrs. degree. He was 30 with his own business; he bought her a Porsche she uses to travel the horse jumping circuit with her daughter (and her horse). He wanted a trophy wife and she wanted to be a wealthy SAHM; they both got what they were looking for."

– abe_froman_king_saus

Redditors share trauma they've experienced when they were younger.

Borderline Abuse

"I agree so much!!! I've had a family member do it to a young child who cried. What an a**hole!"

– razometer

"I was a young child this happened to. My father's then-girlfriend (later wife, now ex-wife) smashed my face into my cake on my 6th birthday. All I remember was a ruined birthday cake and running out of the room, confused and crying. It's been nearly 30 years, and I still haven't forgiven her."

– squidgemobile

Negative Reaction

"My father in-law did it to his 12y.o. nephew. The nephew punched him in the face and then they tussled and had to be separated. Lol."

– 2ShredsUsay39

Unplanned Swim

"I hate cold water. A lot! As an adult, I can prepare for it, and just go against the grain, and make myself feel tough. But as a kid, it was just always unpleasant to me to be in cold water."

"A family friend, aware of this, threw me into a cold pool once. What the actual f'k? I cried, because I was like, 8. But a bunch of adults thought it was funny, so cool, right?"

– YossiTheWizard

Culture Clash

"I married into a Honduran family, love them all…seriously the greatest people I’ve ever met (minus Carlos..he’s a dick 🥹) and this is a huge thing that I’ve been fighting them on. Smash my kids face into their cake and you’ll be eating drywall. 😂 violent sure but I’m not kidding"

– ElectricalReason9435

And you thought tying the knot was always a good thing.

No Other Option

"Forced marriages."

– AnnemarieOakley

"I have an Indian friend and his parents basically just sent his wife here from India and said you’re marrying her a couple years ago. I don’t understand it at all but I think they do it like a business deal back at home."

– jadedmonk

Explaining Arranged Vs. Forced Marriages

"It should be clarified in most cases there is a difference between 'arranged' marriages and 'forced' marriages. Arranged marriages are still quite common but the prospective couple each have the ability to say no. Essentially the parents are finding who they think is a good match but it’s not uncommon for either person to back out (especially these days). In the case of your friend his parents just suck."

– Fried_puri

How Deep Is Your Love...And Your Wallet?

"Super extravagant and expensive weddings."

– llcucf80

"I'll add in spending enough money to make a down payment on a car or home for an engagement ring as well."

– OkVolume1

Paying For Rites Of Passage

"Expensive wedding and funerals, specially with funerals, that person is already dead."

– ALI4MHR

"My brother was telling his wife and me about his wishes after he is gone. He wants to be cremated, his ashes thrown in a coffee tin, and then scattered in the mountains. He also does not want a funeral or memorial service. He just wants his friends and family to get trashed the very night of his passing."

– ShangLoongMa

I've always said this and believe to be true.

Tipping should no longer be customary.

People working in the service industry deserve higher wages, and it's not up to the customer to determine if a server at a restaurant will be making enough that week to put food on their own table.

Other countries don't have this tipping system and somehow I've managed to have excellent service.

There are no expectations and pressure imposed on both the server and patron.