Samuel L. Jackson Is Telling Everyone To 'Stay The F–k At Home' With His Scathing New Instructional Poem
In the same vein as his seminal classic, Go The F--k To Sleep, Samuel L. Jackson is reminding the world that the rules of the world have no space for your excuses.
Appearing on a very special at-home edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live! Mr. Jackson sat down to read us all a somewhat familiar story.
Samuel L. Jackson Says Stay the F**k at Home youtu.be
Stay The F*** At Home begins the all-too-familiar nursery rhyme.
"The Rona is spreading, this sh*t is no joke. It's no time to work or roam. The way you can fight it is simple my friends. Just stay the f**k at home."
@nowthisnews Only the one, the ONLY Mr. Samuel L. Jackson can relay this important message/"story" as "eloquently… https://t.co/qgDD5fy1b6— LLeigh_Laura 🌀 🌊 (@LLeigh_Laura 🌀 🌊)1585770099.0
@nowthisnews https://t.co/8EFMZbA5Yd— wavegod (@wavegod)1585765628.0
@nowthisnews Lol man don’t nobody cuss better than Samuel L. Jackson— Naz$hee ■ (@Naz$hee ■)1585766893.0
@nowthisnews https://t.co/WteQukbpxC— The Blue Retweeter 🇺🇸 (@The Blue Retweeter 🇺🇸)1585767948.0
@nowthisnews We need the journalist equivalent of Samuel L Jackson at White House briefings.— Marcellus King (@Marcellus King)1585764965.0
"Now, technically I'm not a doctor, but motherfu*kers listen when I read a poem. So here I am, Sam f***ing Jackson imploring you to keep ya @$ at home."
This is some sound advice, as folks are reflecting.
@nowthisnews great poem— TakeAmericaBack (@TakeAmericaBack)1585767336.0
@nowthisnews Can we get the f*cking uncensored version?— Fabrice Ducouret (@Fabrice Ducouret)1585766468.0
@nowthisnews Y’all heard Nick Fury! https://t.co/3hdJ4bqr7R— Lexie💕 (@Lexie💕)1585767061.0
@nowthisnews BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣 Thank you @SamuelLJackson, we’ll #StayTheFAtHome! https://t.co/zVq80cuCSe— Toke Up #StaySafe!😷 Kill Nazis (@Toke Up #StaySafe!😷 Kill Nazis)1585765088.0
@nowthisnews Some people just need to hear a message such as this with no filter. That's the beauty of Jackson delivering the message!— Marcus Jackson (@Marcus Jackson)1585766955.0
"If you want things to get back to normal, don't panic, just use your dome. Wash your hands, stop touching your face, and stay the f*** at home."
With lockdown stretching into four weeks in some locales, such as NYC, doing our part and staying at home may be the only way to expedite the process.
@nowthisnews https://t.co/jn5iETTGXl— Papichi505 (@Papichi505)1585765080.0
@nowthisnews In the future, all PSA's should be read by Samuel L. Jackson and contain no fewer than 20 F-bombs. 😋— Jack Fisher (@Jack Fisher)1585767263.0
@nowthisnews Iconic— GhostDawg (@GhostDawg)1585766912.0
@nowthisnews @ShareYourEnergy Best bed time story ever— Big daddy 2 chains (@Big daddy 2 chains)1585768495.0
@nowthisnews FINALLY. I've been waiting for this.— Aimée La Fountain (@Aimée La Fountain)1585766118.0
So listen up, friends, and we may finally start to see some results from what feels like endless social distancing.