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Samuel L. Jackson Is Telling Everyone To 'Stay The F–k At Home' With His Scathing New Instructional Poem
02 April
Jimmy Kimmel Live/YouTube
In the same vein as his seminal classic, Go The F--k To Sleep, Samuel L. Jackson is reminding the world that the rules of the world have no space for your excuses.
<p>Appearing on a very special at-home edition of <em>Jimmy Kimmel Live! </em>Mr. Jackson sat down to read us all a somewhat familiar story.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-youtube">
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</p><p><br></p><p><strong><em>Stay The F*** At Home</em> begins the all-too-familiar nursery rhyme.</strong></p><blockquote><em>"The Rona is spreading, this sh*t is no joke. It's no time to work or roam. The way you can fight it is simple my friends. Just stay the f**k at home."</em></blockquote><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="81ee8" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="7c60147dacaadc562acc66e9f4468af1"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245436179949944832" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews Only the one, the ONLY Mr. Samuel L. Jackson can relay this important message/"story" as "eloquently… https://t.co/qgDD5fy1b6</div> — LLeigh_Laura 🌀 🌊 (@LLeigh_Laura 🌀 🌊)<a href="https://twitter.com/LeighNYC_Laura/statuses/1245436179949944832">1585770099.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="666d1" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="aa728cbaec41da127d36d5f8c8fd9df5"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245417430869880832" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews https://t.co/8EFMZbA5Yd</div> — wavegod (@wavegod)<a href="https://twitter.com/shmangcity/statuses/1245417430869880832">1585765628.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="1ac3b" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="b14ecb003c6bd4dbacaa63d40324d10d"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245422733090902016" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews Lol man don’t nobody cuss better than Samuel L. Jackson</div> — Naz$hee ■ (@Naz$hee ■)<a href="https://twitter.com/WhoisNazshee/statuses/1245422733090902016">1585766893.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="b08fa" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="4a47ea2315768401b4c8905c811fd2ca"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245427159675678725" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews https://t.co/WteQukbpxC</div> — The Blue Retweeter 🇺🇸 (@The Blue Retweeter 🇺🇸)<a href="https://twitter.com/MsBluTweetsBlue/statuses/1245427159675678725">1585767948.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="44533" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="6240dcd29ea4db7b2bee19db7fa9c98d"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245414647303462913" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews We need the journalist equivalent of Samuel L Jackson at White House briefings.</div> — Marcellus King (@Marcellus King)<a href="https://twitter.com/korrupted/statuses/1245414647303462913">1585764965.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><br></p><blockquote><em>"Now, technically I'm not a doctor, but motherfu*kers listen when I read a poem. So here I am, Sam f***ing Jackson imploring you to keep ya @$ at home." </em></blockquote><p><strong>This is some sound advice, as folks are reflecting.</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="bc19d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="aafdb75ce17275d32583b855804361f1"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245424593030053888" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews great poem</div> — TakeAmericaBack (@TakeAmericaBack)<a href="https://twitter.com/ImpeachResist1/statuses/1245424593030053888">1585767336.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="f83b2" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="ffbb9571422ae1d0e284178c334c4e04"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245420950792753152" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews Can we get the f*cking uncensored version?</div> — Fabrice Ducouret (@Fabrice Ducouret)<a href="https://twitter.com/FabulousRice/statuses/1245420950792753152">1585766468.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="370c2" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="d6fb8d400a548151b4012806f9d7c021"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245423438992465922" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews Y’all heard Nick Fury! https://t.co/3hdJ4bqr7R</div> — Lexie💕 (@Lexie💕)<a href="https://twitter.com/lexielove_222/statuses/1245423438992465922">1585767061.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="a321b" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="8acaf5c49afb9a4d30546821529d67bb"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245415162384773126" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣 Thank you @SamuelLJackson, we’ll #StayTheFAtHome! https://t.co/zVq80cuCSe</div> — Toke Up #StaySafe!😷 Kill Nazis (@Toke Up #StaySafe!😷 Kill Nazis)<a href="https://twitter.com/TokeUpKillNazis/statuses/1245415162384773126">1585765088.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="2cde1" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="2b505beec1e28a9f0edfea8152485a34"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245422994874232838" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews Some people just need to hear a message such as this with no filter. That's the beauty of Jackson delivering the message!</div> — Marcus Jackson (@Marcus Jackson)<a href="https://twitter.com/marcusdj813/statuses/1245422994874232838">1585766955.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><br></p><blockquote><em>"If you want things to get back to normal, don't panic, just use your dome. Wash your hands, stop touching your face, and stay the f*** at home."<br></em></blockquote><p>With lockdown stretching into four weeks in some locales, such as NYC, doing our part and staying at home may be the only way to expedite the process.</p><p><div id="c7da91bc-8e44-492f-b7fd-c382c0e55bda"></div></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="bcd5b" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="8af37cf99b92ba30bc8a4aa1641db57e"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245415130344468480" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews https://t.co/jn5iETTGXl</div> — Papichi505 (@Papichi505)<a href="https://twitter.com/Papichi505/statuses/1245415130344468480">1585765080.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="74323" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="943dd5d0ae57013315311ce0a0152d3f"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245424285537251328" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews In the future, all PSA's should be read by Samuel L. Jackson and contain no fewer than 20 F-bombs. 😋</div> — Jack Fisher (@Jack Fisher)<a href="https://twitter.com/MarvelMaster616/statuses/1245424285537251328">1585767263.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="6a2ac" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="26ad9a7bcb8f1f865fd1d2064009ec25"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1245419484174843905" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@nowthisnews FINALLY. I've been waiting for this.</div> — Aimée La Fountain (@Aimée La Fountain)<a href="https://twitter.com/aimeelafountain/statuses/1245419484174843905">1585766118.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>So listen up, friends, and we may finally start to see some results from what feels like endless social distancing.</p><p>You can get a copy of <strong><em><a href="https://amzn.to/39CWV0P" target="_blank">Go the F**k to Sleep</a></em></strong>, available <strong><em><a href="https://amzn.to/39CWV0P" target="_blank">here</a></em></strong>. A version read by Samuel L. Jackson is also available. </p>
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