Dogs don't seem to understand the reason behind their baths. Everything is fine and fun, when suddenly, with absolutely no provocation, their human is picking them up and forcing them into the bathtub. Why is this happening? The dog was bothering no one, rolling around in the dirt, minding its own business! If you were a dog, you'd be pretty annoyed too.
In a video posted on the YouTube channel The Adventures of Tonka the Malamute AKA WaterWolf, Tonka the Alaskan Malamute is pretty sore at his human for making him get a bath. He refuses to make eye contact, and when he does, it's only long enough to let out an accusatory howl.
Of course, Tonka probably didn't care that he was "starting to smell like dirty Fritos." His human tried to reason with him to no avail:
Are you ignoring me? You needed a bath. You were dirty and you jumped in the pool. Tonka look at me, you have to have baths sometimes. When you get dirty and you smell like dirty Fritos, and you jump in the pool, that means you have to take a bath. Don't be mad at me.
Dogs are such babies 😂 https://t.co/Mh8U3Dq0Ar— Martha Alejandre (@Martha Alejandre)1533071031.0
At least, the owner offered, Tonka is clean now!
I'm sorry you're mad at me, but now you're clean. Aren't you happy you're clean now?
Tonka was unfazed.
Malamute pitches a fit after bath time. https://t.co/oK1PACK5nH https://t.co/su1kG0uGYE— Siglov Freudivan (@Siglov Freudivan)1532977511.0
Twitter was right there with you, Tonka.
Fur babies do not like baths. https://t.co/4A5737gyWv— Don't (@Don't)1532800970.0
Me irl https://t.co/YvXbWdAuFF— n____ (@n____)1532702887.0
Poor baby. He doesn't like baths. https://t.co/mbiE657G8a— Kelly (@Kelly)1532462140.0
And Tonka isn't the only dog out there that feels betrayed...
His first bath... angry Tucker 🤣 #puppy #Chihuahua #dogsoftwitter #dog https://t.co/eQq3bSccIH— 🎨 D¤R¥ (@🎨 D¤R¥)1532634207.0
my dog is very angry with me rn for taking her a bath lol— Em (@Em)1532396695.0
My dog is so angry at me. I gave him a bath. https://t.co/6s5Y2TZjaY— Rachel King (@Rachel King)1504127510.0
Post-bath dog: so clean, so fluffy, so angry at me. https://t.co/3Yd8dk9fOQ— Laura Koenig (@Laura Koenig)1483395928.0
Does anyone here speak dog? They need to know it's for their own good.
@RabbeseKing @lvkpi big nose dog angry cause hes taking a bath https://t.co/qee32Ppz2V— sourkid1996 (@sourkid1996)1474050375.0
I just gave my dog a bath in dishsoap. I think he's angry with me:/ https://t.co/SmLv1DZhS7— Addison Baker ☾ (@Addison Baker ☾)1458238898.0
My dog has a problem. I'm trying to give her a bath and she's angry at me now https://t.co/3INvT2DdCH— erin (@erin)1479738788.0
There's really no need to hold a grudge.
Angry "After bath" dog no longer loves me.@pupaid #wedding #tailsatucked http://t.co/j5AGGBWg6I— Lise Eddy (@Lise Eddy)1405146908.0
I gave my dog a bath and now he's angry and is ignoring me I have betrayed his trust http://t.co/K0bpz4KnX1— krrrrristie (@krrrrristie)1401642260.0
Apologies to Tonka and all of dog kind. We humans are just trying to help, but we understand if you hate us now.