When you gotta go, you gotta go.
So Emily Sindt Owings, a 28-year-old woman who was pulled over in Enid, Oklahoma, for not wearing a seatbelt, did.
After being pulled over, Owings tearfully said that she REALLY needed to get home, to, er...poop.
Woman 'I Have To Poop So Bad' High Speed Chase Ensuesyoutu.be
In the truly bizarre video, a tearful Owings tells the officer a number of odd excuses, including that she has to "poop so bad" and that it's her "f***ing birthday, man."
The police officer who pulled her over holds her there while he finds out that her license has been suspended and that there is a warrant out for her arrest-for fighting an officer.
Owings, upon being told she was under arrest, sped away, leading to a wild high-speed chase.
After surrendering to officers with their guns drawn, Owings asked the officer "Can I poop in your car, man?"
"You could've already been on your way to jail!" says the arresting officer.
"Yeah, but not pooping!" she replied.
Upon her arrest, several things were recovered from her car, including a pipe with meth in it.
Owings faces charges of reckless driving, driving under suspension and possession of drug paraphernalia.