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Guy Unknowingly Hooks Up With His New Landlord And Gets A Doubly Unpleasant Surprise When He Shows Up To Sign The Lease

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Have you ever had a small or quick decision come back to bite you?

You can't even say it was really a mistake because there's no way you could have known what would happen?

Over on Reddit, there's an entire board dedicated to such stories called " TIFU". On TIFU or "Today, I F****d Up", people share times they made their own horrible mistake.

One such user made a throwaway account to share how they accidentally slept with their landlord, and got into an awkward situation.

The tenant starts by explaining:

"okay so this happened over the weekend and today. On Friday, i went to view an apartment. I had talked to the landlord on the phone and was seeing the apartment with the super. So i see the apartment, everything's great, get an application, fill it all out and email it to the landlord."
"I get a call from him a few hours later, just going over details of my application and he offers me the apt. I'm going to go in on monday to sign the lease."

All good so far.

New apartment, and they've all but got it.

Time to unwind.

"Okay so now it's Saturday night and i'm just swiping through tinder and match with a cute guy, mid 30s, (im 20). let's call him steve he messaged me, we flirt, he comes over to my place. we have mediocre sex at best, then he leaves to go home."

Not a spectacular weekend, but at least the tenant has a new apartment to look forward to.

"So monday rolls around and I go to the apartment building to sign the lease and tie up any loose ends
I walk up the building and steve is standing outside with a woman and i see he has some papers in his hand."
"The woman waves to me and introduces herself as steve's WIFE. steve looks totally chill, while i'm freaking out but trying to remain calm. I did not sign up for this."


Oh no.

Oh no no no.

"Anyway, i feel bad for his wife and i feel like a horrible person even though i had no idea that he was married. Can't wait to live there for a whole year!"
"TL;DR Slept with my landlord without knowing who he was and found out he has a wife."

This is not a great situation.

A random hookup that leads to an awkward relationship with your landlord is bad enough. A random hookup that leads to the same but with the landlord's wife too?

That's too much.

The tenant did come back to clarify a few things including that he is a man, making this just a little more complicated.

"EDIT: YALL IM A GUY. sorry, i didn't clarify that in the original."
"EDIT 2: i was thinking of messaging him on tinder but he unmatched me so. and i don't want to email or text him in case it's a work email/phone and the wife sees the message."
"EDIT 3: wow this blew up what the hell. i'm not going to tell his wife because 1) id like for her to not kick me out of the apt and 2:) as many people have pointed out they could be in an open relationship and i don't want to accuse him of cheating and make things messy or weird."
"EDIT 4: yes i used protection, i'm always safe."

It'd be really difficult to try and change anything in this situation. Messaging Steve might lead to his wife finding out.

Trying to talk with the landlord in person is about the only option, but who knows if the tenant can.

All I can think is that this is Steve's fault.

"> steve looks totally chill
Such a steve move." - lau9001
"Given how chill he was, do you have any corroborating evidence that you haven't met a pair of identical twins? It's an outrider outlier, but still..." - Mithrawndo
"Perhaps those were the divorce papers" - invent_or_die
"So what you're saying is your random hookup has a key to your apartment..." - SooontobeSam

Now, there may be more to the story here. It's possible Steve isn't the scumbag we all think he is.

Steve and his wife might have an open relationship, and this was all above board. It'd be kinda weird to explain that to a random hookup, so it'd be understandable why he didn't tell the tenant.

Though at this point, you'd figure the landlord would explain if that were the case.

Either way, this isn't the tenant's fault.

"Assuming Steve isn't a next level sociopath, if he was that chill it's likely he's in an open relationship. Even if he isn't, you acted in good faith and shouldn't feel bad about your actions." - mooatcows
"Of course Steve looked totally chill. This is probably not his first time doing this. Or his last. Just try to stay out of it and interact with them as little as possible. Also no reason to feel guilty, Steve clearly wasn't upfront about his marital status. You had no way of knowing." - SagaciousKurama
"Maybe the wife is cool with it and was boning her own tenant in another room Saturday night" - Thombraidy

The tenant's awkward situation is something he'll have to deal with for a year, but hopefully there isn't anything more exciting from this waiting for him. As popular as the Reddit post got, there wasn't any identifying information in his story.

If there's any kind of lesson to be learned here, I don't know what it could be. Stay safe and honest, and even if your choices lead to a bad situation, you can take solace in the fact it isn't your fault.

Maybe inject some humor to handle those awkward moments with this shirt, available here.

We're all self-conscious about something, and it doesn't help when our faults get thrown in our faces. You don't want doctors hinting that something is "weird down there," nor do you want someone to tell you you're balding. WE KNOW.

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When you know your kids backwards and forwards, this is the best tool in your arsenal.

Getting our kids to listen to us is not always the easiest of tasks. They're willful and stubborn, but we've got a mighty weapon they are rarely prepared for: reverse psychology. Getting them to convince themselves to want to do something against their own initial intentions takes some work and a whole lot of creativity, but a little sneaky manipulation goes a long way. Here are some clever parents' tricks that are definitely worth taking notes on.

Redditor u/LeanderD Asks:

Parents of reddit, what's your best example of reversed psychology on your kids that actually worked?

He Floated His Idea Through A Back Channel


Wanted to name my boat. Anything I would think of was dismissed as stupid by my 13 year old son. After deciding on a name, I confided to a male friend my son liked. Made my friend suggest the name as though it was his idea. My son thought the name was perfect. Done.


We Always Want What We Can't Have

One of my best friends through childhood used to be punished with no salad if she misbehaved. She cherishes salad now and would always try to eat as much as possible during school lunch. Coincidentally, her now husband used to be punished with no books, it had the same effect. I think it's hilarious that they'd be hitting the salad bar and library like some black market their narc parents couldn't reach hahaha.


A Deceit That's A Cut Above The Rest


Don't know if this counts, but, at my high school (private, boys only) in the 1960's, they made a big deal about how long your hair was, and would occasionally order a boy to go home and "get a haircut".

I thought it was stupid, until years later, a master confided to me at a reunion that the policy was deliberate. The school figured we'd spend so much energy rebelling about hair length, that we would ignore other aspects of teenage rebellion. (Not?) Surprisingly, they were mostly right.


Damn! That's smart. Wow.


Oh they don't like long hair?

I'll show them. I'll grow my hair out as lon- what?! No I don't want to go "party"? I gotta try out this horse shampoo.


The Forbidden Book

Hi I was a victim,

There was a forbidden book that I was not allow to read on the shelf. My parents said I could only read it if I behave myself.

It was summer holidays and I was playing games all day (after 6 hrs of summer homework). One day I was home alone and had the opportunity to grabbed it. I read like half of it in one go. It was 5000 years of Chinese history.

Safe to say I was bamboozled.


Flowers Of The Queen

My parents always told me my broccoli were the flowers of the queen and that I really shouldn't eat them, or else the queen would get very upset! I, of course, ate the whole broccoli in a few seconds.


I'm telling the queen and she's gonna be pissed


Sleeping Beauty


I taught my kids when they were toddlers that no amount of yelling, shaking or hitting can wake a sleeping adult. The only thing that works is a gentle hug and/or a nice kiss on the cheek.

Edit: Probably needed some more details for the reverse psychology aspect to be clear. It went something like this - Step one, tell the kids I'm going to sleep and nothing they do will wake me (head buried face down is the safest position). Step two, after the initial onslaught dies down pretend to awaken on your own. Tell them you got a bit of nap left in you and nothing can wake you, especially not hugs and kisses.


Holy sh*t...if my daughter woke me up like this I would buy her a pony.


I am saving this comment because this will save lives if I ever have kids, stg.


A Walk In Someone Else's Shoes.

Split custody with my ex. When my son was around 10, he visited two weekends a month. I was waiting tables and didn't have a huge amount to spend, but he was so needy from divorce (and I'm not blaming him, it was ugly), he begged constantly for MORE when he was with me. Whatever more was, it didn't matter... he'd be eating ice cream cone and begging for teriyaki.

I finally realized that he just felt empty, and getting MORE whatever from me wasn't filling him up. His next visit I handed him $100 in cash and told him it was our food/fun budget for 3 days and two nights, and he was in charge of it. I bought him his own wallet to carry. We figured out how many times we were going to eat and what we were going to do, and he paid. He got to keep whatever money he had left...thought he was rich...then realized just how much everything cost. Well. Shoe on other foot then. If we had no money for food, we ate leftovers - and I didn't contribute more to pot. After a few weekends of running short or not getting something he actually wanted because he was foolish with funds, he started to really think about how to spend that money. He budgeted and kept to his budget. And a few times he actually went home with a little cash for his private stash.

Many years later, he thanked me for this. It really changed the way he thought about money and love.


This Is Worth Giving A Shot

Took my 3 year old son to one of those doctor's visits where he was going to get a shot. He was worried about the shot on the whole drive over, almost to the point of tears. We get to the doctor's office and a nurse subtly lets me know that my son is not just scheduled for 1 shot, but 5 of them in the same visit.

I turn to my son with an exaggerated smile and tell him, "Good news! They figured out how to take that one big shot you were going to get and instead break it up into these 5 little tiny shots so it won't hurt nearly as much!"

You could see the relief wash over his face. He stopped squirming and relaxed completely. He took the first shot and even smiled and said "It's true! The small ones don't hurt!"

We actually made it through the third shot before the effect wore off and reality kicked in. Still... I counted it as a victory.


Put This To The Taste


My mom would tell me she only lets me eat soup after candy and she'd only buy me candy that i didn't like. After a few times, i stopped trying and begged her to let me eat soup first. She gave me a smirk and told me go ahead. This doesn't sound as evil as it was. But trust me i suffered.


So what was the candy?


Mint chocolate, raisins, stuff like that. I still hate them to this day. Who the f--- thought while eating chocolate "hmm id like some tooth paste with this."


This is Truckin' Awesome

Mum had sworn a bit around the house.

When 4, while out at the supermarket, I said F word really loudly.

Very quickly and intently, she asked if I had just said "Truck" and said that was a bad word and not to ever say Truck like that again.

I thought that was the bad word so used that when being naughty.


The "Silly Mom" Routine

The "Silly Mom" routine.

My kid, and a few other kids I've known, would balk at getting ready to go. I'd grab their clothes and say, "Well, if you won't put on your clothes, I guess I'll put on your clothes. Cute shirt, by the way! Does it go on my foot?"


"Does it go on my head?"


"Oh, that's right, thanks! So, it must go on your legs, right?"


"I just can't figure this out! Where does this adorable shirt go?"

[kid grabs shirt and puts it on] ON MY TUMMY! SILLY MOM!

"Oh, thank you so much! Now what about these pants? Shirts go on tummies, so...the pants go on the tummy, too, right?"


[continue until kids have dressed themselves]

I would also do things like hand the kid my keys and say, "Alright, you're driving, I'll sit in the booster seat in back," attempt to feed the kid by putting a spoon up to his ear or his belly button, and attempt to put away his toys in the refrigerator.


Some Foot For Thought.


My mum would always yell at us "if you don't do X, you have to go to bed without socks!"

I never wore socks anyway, and I'm ashamed to admit that this worked.


That would work really well on my son, or make him cry for a really long time... He's 3 and over the last few weeks has decided that he is fully unable to sleep without socks on.


Toddlers man. Completely unpredictable.


I'm Greens With Envy

My mum had a friend that would put vegetables on her own plate and not the kids.

When the kids asked she would be reluctant to share, "that's grown up food. But I suppose I can let you have a little."

Her kids grew up loving vegetables.

I sat at the dinner table for 3 hours staring at the yucky cauliflower I refused to eat.


This reminds me of an instance when my child convinced my wife and myself to change our plans for dinner. We were in a grocery store to pick up something quick and easy to eat that we wouldn't have to prepare. Our daughter, wanted none of that, she demanded that she wanted a salad from the salad bar. We started to argue back, but then realized: "Our child demands that we feed her vegetables for dinner instead of a microwaved meal, why are we saying 'No?'"

We had salad for dinner that night.


The Power Of Choice

I don't so much know if you would call it reverse psychology, but I didn't realize it until my dad told me this.

When there were chores that needed doing, he noticed if he asked me to mow the lawn, I would complain and procrastinate. But if he asked would I rather mow the lawn or wash the windows, I'd pick one and just get it done.

Shattered my brain when he told me when I was in my twenties. I use it when I'm coaching or baby sitting all the time and it almost never fails.


The Boy Who Cried 'Ouch'


I've done this one with tens of kids. Any time a kid gets "hurt" (falls down on grass, gets gently hit in the face with a ball, etc.) instead of stopping the activity to pick the kid up and see if they're ok you just scoot them off to the side and resume. Within 10 seconds of not getting all the attention and seeing the fun is resuming they pop right back up and are magically healed.

This of course is only for the "injuries" that aren't actually injuries.


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