John Legend received a Grammy nomination for his Jesus Christ Superstar Live In Concert album; however, he was noticeably absent from one of the music industry's biggest nights.

His wife, internet socialite Chrissy Teigen, filled the public in on his whereabouts with a brilliant tweet.

It appears that the "Love Me Now" singer opted to sleep in.

Teigen posted a stealth photo of her hubby caught in the middle of a snoozefest and tweeted, "No Grammys for us today."

So what's his excuse, Chrissy?

"john got and [sic] EGOT and egot lazy."

Despite the little typo with the word "an," her pun on EGOT was off the charts.

Of course, the 33-year-old was referring to her superstar husband who was the recipient of four major top honors in the entertainment industry – an Emmy, an Oscar, a Grammy, and a Tony.

Legend, 40, officially became a member of the exclusive EGOT league after he won an Emmy for producing Jesus Christ Superstar Live.

In 2015, he took home a Best Original Song Oscar for the anthemic "Glory" from Selma.

He won a Tony in 2017 as a producer for the musical revival, Jitney.

Since music his is first language, he's swept the Grammys, winning ten Grammy awards since 2005.

With Legend's impressive resume (and just constantly winning in general) maybe it was time for an overdue respite from his continued successes.

Meanwhile, Teigen was accepting her win for her near-perfect tweet.

The cookbook author and former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model couldn't resist patting herself on the back for this one.

People agreed with her.

Her tweet was genius!

Does Twitter give out awards? No?

Well, they need to get the ball rolling on that.

Now that Legend's true whereabouts were exposed to the public, courtesy of his adoring wife, what does EGOT to say for himself?


Rest easy, my friend. You deserve it.

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Dad jokes can feel like the unloved step-sibling of the comical world. "Why would we laugh at something so obvious and stupid?"

Becuase it's hilarious, that's why. Just check out the following entries below and see for yourself.

Reddit user, u/GrotiusandPufendorf, wanted to know what the funniest jokes on the planet are when they asked:

What is your favorite dad joke?

A Murder Of Cows?


Dad: Look at that flock of cows over there.

Kids: A HERD of cows.

Dad: Of course I heard of cows, there is a flock of them right over there.

Note: pulled that joke successfully a few times, and my kids even did it to their summer camp instructor.


We Should Probably Leaf

At the park with my girls: "Dad, can we go play?"

Me: "sure, just stay away from those trees over there"

Girls: " umm...ok, why?"

Me: " I don't know...they look a little shady to me."

Good for producing eye rolls


What Better Way To Carry It Home


"Would you like the milk in the bag?"

Dad: "No thanks, you can keep it in the carton."


Scrambled Or Over-Easy?

Dad at breakfast: I'll have bacon and eggs, please

Waiter: How do you like your eggs?

Dad: I don't know, I haven't gotten them yet!


Feeling The Humor

Dad: "Nice shirt, is that felt?"

Not Dad: "No."

Dad: Reaches over and touches sleeve "It is now!"


That Joke Killed!


Why do graveyards have gates?

Because people are dying to get in.

My Dad always told it passing a graveyard.


Lean Back. Lean Back.

"I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back."


Stating The Obvious, But Still Hilarious

I had a terrible day yesterday. As I was walking home, a man in a wheelchair stole my camouflage jacket!

As he was wheeling away, I shouted after him, "you can hide but you can't run!"


Give It A Second...


A magician was walking down the street.

Then, he turned into a grocery store.


Car Humor. That's All.

Dad putting car in reverse

Dad: Ahh, this takes me back


That's Always The Point

Not a joke in the traditional sense but, when I'm at a restaurant and the waitress says "Do you wanna box for that?" I always reply with "No, but I'll wrestle you for it."

No one ever gets it but it makes me laugh. And that's the point, right?


And the King of Them All...?


I tell dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs.


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