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Amy Schumer is a truck driver. Did you know that?
Well, no, not really. But a woman identified only as "Amelia" bears such a strong resemblance to Schumer that she went viral for it.
Prize winner Amelia wanted us to point out that her teardrop tattoo is not because she murdered anyone.\n\nShe accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory.pic.twitter.com/Yb2fCibxLS— Celina 52 Truck Stop (@Celina 52 Truck Stop) 1623272074
Immediately, someone noted the resemblance "Amelia" (which is suspiciously close to "Amy") had to Schumer, and the tweet flew off like a rocket.
This is Amy Schumerhttps://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— Kimberly Nicole Foster (@Kimberly Nicole Foster) 1623347820
I thought that was Amy Schumer https://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— Rams (@Rams) 1623509260
So this isn\u2019t Amy Schumer?https://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— Redacted (@Redacted) 1623449006
right so amy schumer did in fact murder someonehttps://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— safiyyah \ud83e\udd95 (@safiyyah \ud83e\udd95) 1623436220
Why did I think this was @amyschumerhttps://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— sai chicka (@sai chicka) 1623435047
Eventually, Amy Schumer caught wind of the viral tweet and responded.
Wait, what\u2019s going on at a truck stop? -me— Amy Schumer (@Amy Schumer) 1623360565
Schumer's bafflement at the tweet is understandable, because there is an INSANE amount of very strange things happening in this photo.
For one, the woman's shirt reads "Truckin' -N- F**kin'."
Absolute roller coaster from start to finishhttps://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— quinn (@quinn) 1623349439
For another, the story of the woman having a teardrop tattoo being because she didn't "murder" someone is a strange and unsolicited piece of information.
Iconique tweet. Iconique shirt.pic.twitter.com/Jjs81t0CtS— Slade (@Slade) 1623340820
\u201cLol I get that all the time no, no, I didn\u2019t murder anyone . Just manslaughter.\u201d— Kyochi Myogo (@Kyochi Myogo) 1623341269
And then of course, the sign behind her that simply says "STOP pooping in our parking lot."
a once-in-a-lifetime post https://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/JK702KX5Uy— Penis Khan (@Penis Khan) 1623351069
Amy Schumer is trending because of a truck stop pic and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS???pic.twitter.com/db9N92o9eE— Norb Aikin (@Norb Aikin) 1623341326
Really, will a tweet like this ever come around again in our lifetimes?
Well, this is chaotic.https://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— keeps getting called Maneater (@keeps getting called Maneater) 1623388131
A lot to unpack herehttps://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— Hack Morris (@Hack Morris) 1623380958
A whole lot going on in this tweet and photo.https://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— Kyle (@Kyle) 1623368735
MEANWHILE, IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...https://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— * (@*) 1623578246
There\u2019s a lot to break down here, to say the leasthttps://twitter.com/celinatruckstop/status/1402730865143263238\u00a0\u2026— Tyrese Vaxey (@Tyrese Vaxey) 1623354060
Once in awhile, the internet really delivers something so chaotic that it deserves a place in the hall of fame.
This is certainly a contender.