A groom's attempt at humor on his wedding day was a swing and a miss when his vulgar vows were met with merely the sound of crickets and a forced laugh by the bride...Oh, and an unimpressed wedding guest's, "Come on, Cody."
A video posted to TikTok by @ckentertainmentservices shows the moment this Cody delivered his short and not-so-sweet vows, simply swearing to his blushing bride:
"I promise to smack that a** every chance I get, boo-yah!"
He then added:
"That's all I got."
Charming.
Clearly unamused, the officiant even tried to urge the groom to say something else.
"That's what you're going out with?"
Cody then responded:
"We've made it this long."
You can watch below.
The moment has been witnessed by over 9 million viewers with seemingly zero of them being impressed.
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Several even made mention of the way people in attendance were urging him to do better despite his self-satisfaction.
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Ew.
It's giving major "Toaster Strudel or Twinkie" groom, but at least that guy planned something to say.
This poor bride...
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