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Video Of Marianne Williamson Praying For Everyone's Nether Regions Amid Coronavirus Outbreak Is The Bizarre Energy We All Need Right Now
12 March
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Things look bleak with the number of confirmed cases of coronavirus in the world rising at an alarming rate.
Luckily former presidential candidate Marianne Williamson is here to offer us her usual breath of bizarre fresh air in dark times.
<p>A video surfaced via <em>The Recount</em> of Marianne Williamson offering a very odd prayer for the virus that involved the virus being "dissolved with healing":</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="c5488" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="GEAC3P1584061518"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237756162944032768" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Marianne’s coronavirus meditation just might cure you https://t.co/cGAPzLpfzc</div> — The Recount (@The Recount)<a href="https://twitter.com/therecount/statuses/1237756162944032768">1583939040.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>Williamson then counts off a list of pubic areas that seem to need attention:</p><blockquote><em>"Your cervix....your penis...your vagina...your buttocks..."</em></blockquote><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="31f49" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="40LJYJ1584061518"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237855051743256578" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@therecount I'm serious, I see her and I immediately think of Radagast the Brown. https://t.co/aB7kSV8J0V</div> — Admiral T (@Admiral T)<a href="https://twitter.com/AlwaysElpida/statuses/1237855051743256578">1583962617.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="8e831" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="NA751X1584061518"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237958977704493056" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@therecount https://t.co/xCFtmEYHno</div> — Ryan LaRe (@Ryan LaRe)<a href="https://twitter.com/RLaRe_/statuses/1237958977704493056">1583987395.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="4d2a7" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="QR4YTQ1584061518"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237855877861789698" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@therecount Don’t you have someone else to make fun of! Like Trump and anyone in his administration! #Trumpflu</div> — Judy Severson (@Judy Severson)<a href="https://twitter.com/SeversonJudy/statuses/1237855877861789698">1583962814.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="a99e1" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="VJUPDG1584061518"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237975009076736000" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@therecount Oh man I feel so much better after that especially my penis and buttocks</div> — sendaveli (@sendaveli)<a href="https://twitter.com/fortiveli/statuses/1237975009076736000">1583991217.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="ad9f7" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="65F8EM1584061519"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237835187045773316" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@therecount I believe in prayer and positive thinking but this woman is a wacko.</div> — Debbie Owens (@Debbie Owens)<a href="https://twitter.com/Dowens8490/statuses/1237835187045773316">1583957881.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>She then ends the video with a sly look to the camera and a decisive "wash your hands."</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="3569b" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="HGO71L1584061519"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237923238857957377" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@therecount So why didn’t she use this method to Win the Presidency...</div> — Mairi (@Mairi)<a href="https://twitter.com/MairiLicious7/statuses/1237923238857957377">1583978874.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="dd13e" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="EMKCAG1584061519"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237812194051588096" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@therecount The most remarkable thing is that she knows more medicine than the CovfefeVirus commander in chief.</div> — Jeff Wahl (@Jeff Wahl)<a href="https://twitter.com/JeffWahl58/statuses/1237812194051588096">1583952399.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="1a262" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="MJQLP41584061519"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237838128607608832" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@therecount https://t.co/NE5FlgQyKN</div> — 30-50 feral cats (@30-50 feral cats)<a href="https://twitter.com/_coconono_/statuses/1237838128607608832">1583958582.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="43528" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="E85FR71584061519"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237894730433712129" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">i’m just going to watch this on a loop instead of trump’s speech</div> — Lost Girl (@Lost Girl)<a href="https://twitter.com/VodkaMuse/statuses/1237894730433712129">1583972077.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="db6e9" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="NTSW101584061519"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237864624273285125" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@VodkaMuse WTH is wrong with the wall behind her??? Is she posting from a 1950's bomb bunker???
#BunnyLove</div> — Dr. Lisa Howard (@Dr. Lisa Howard)<a href="https://twitter.com/Leahla0429/statuses/1237864624273285125">1583964899.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>Williamson, who ran an unsuccessful campaign for the Democratic nomination for President for the United States 2020 General election, <a href="https://www.thecut.com/2019/06/marianne-williamsons-weirdest-debate-moments.html" target="_blank">has a reputation of making strange and outlandish remarks, even on the debate stage.</a></p><p><div id="c7da91bc-8e44-492f-b7fd-c382c0e55bda"></div></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="7802c" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="ACWLX31584061519"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237865241108611075" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@VodkaMuse Doesn’t everyone’s junk deserve a blessing now and again?</div> — believeinthebeav (@believeinthebeav)<a href="https://twitter.com/onyxsoup/statuses/1237865241108611075">1583965046.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="bb089" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="6ZSM081584061519"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237876597958598656" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@VodkaMuse I watched this as I was cleansing my colon. Does that count for extra points or something?</div> — Joel (@Joel)<a href="https://twitter.com/joelmd70/statuses/1237876597958598656">1583967754.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="76342" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="971M7Y1584061520"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237914108680458240" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@VodkaMuse @PinkyD124 https://t.co/ZAVl2SJgJw</div> — Chuck #VoteBlue (@Chuck #VoteBlue)<a href="https://twitter.com/chuckgordon18/statuses/1237914108680458240">1583976697.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="76693" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="AHT5321584061520"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237869947251912704" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@VodkaMuse 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
😉 go wash ur hands
#DT part Deux 🤣</div> — Jon Chase🌍 (@Jon Chase🌍)<a href="https://twitter.com/misterjchase/statuses/1237869947251912704">1583966168.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="8a5ee" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="LWAFLP1584061520"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1237859930255716354" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@VodkaMuse My favorite part of church is the Blessing of the Peckers.</div> — Doug Monroe (@Doug Monroe)<a href="https://twitter.com/Doug_Monroe27/statuses/1237859930255716354">1583963780.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>Hopefully, this particular entry in the journal of Marianne Williamson's strange behavior will provide some levity as the chaos and panic sown by the <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/12/politics/donald-trump-coronavirus-europe-travel/index.html" target="_blank">Coronavirus in the United States grows.</a></p>
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