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Alex Jones Rants In Unsettling Detail About How He Would Murder And Eat His Neighbors If Lockdown Continues
04 May
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InfoWars founder and paranoid far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is known for his constant rants and meltdowns.
But a recent episode took a chilling turn even by his standards.
<p>Jones has been deplatformed from Twitter and Facebook for the harm his peddling of conspiracy theories has caused. In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Jones has now been relegated to fantasizing about cannibalism.</p><p>The snake oil salesman talked in detail about how he'd string his neighbors up by a chain and proceed to gut them.</p><p><strong>Watch below.</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="d7717" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="c478b2a2b3561ffcf7a162771b50956c"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1256223127937392640" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">The most disturbing video known to man https://t.co/izb038PBXB</div> — Barstool News Network (@Barstool News Network)<a href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/statuses/1256223127937392640">1588341907.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>Jones says in the video:</strong><br></p><blockquote><em>"I will eat my neighbors. I'm not letting my kids die. My superpower is being honest." </em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"I have extrapolated this out—and I won't have to for a few years, cause I got food and stuff—but I'm literally looking at my neighbors now and going 'I'm ready to hang them up and gut 'em and skin 'em and chop 'em up." </em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"You know what, I'm ready. My daughters aren't starving to death. I'll eat my neighbors...I'll eat your ass."</em></blockquote><p><strong>Jones was attempting to criticize national conditions that he says have forced him to consider eating his neighbors.</strong></p><p><div id="c7da91bc-8e44-492f-b7fd-c382c0e55bda"></div></p><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote><em>"I'm somebody that thought I could fix this and I'm starting to think about having to eat my neighbors. You think I like sizing up my neighbor?" </em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"How I'm gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up? I'll do it! My children aren't going hungry! I'll eat your ass!" </em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"And that's what I want the globalists to know—I will eat your ass first!"</em></blockquote><p>The video struck Twitter users as deeply concerning. Jones's previous campaigns—such as vilifying the parents of Sandy Hook shooting victims whom he claims are actors—have led to harassment and death threats from his gullible followers.</p><p><strong>Jones's ex-wife took to Twitter to express her concerns.</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="53a86" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="8dedca9915a68cef54de7b9c4682db9e"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1256218126057947138" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">This is my ex-husband, Alex Jones, graphically describing how he'll kill his neighbor to f e e d my kids:
Homicida… https://t.co/X7sGvZvXCY</div> — Kelly Jones (@Kelly Jones)<a href="https://twitter.com/RealKellyJones/statuses/1256218126057947138">1588340715.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>She wasn't the only one.</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="157d8" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="ed636cdd26ff29c4946ba81988d14ca7"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1256256460994031617" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Also remember when Alex Jones whipped up idiotic conspiracy theories before the 2016 election that Hillary Clinton… https://t.co/4fOsWmNfLl</div> — Philip Bump (@Philip Bump)<a href="https://twitter.com/pbump/statuses/1256256460994031617">1588349855.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="0d0c3" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="bc6a15ae10e6cc173ec504b84d436866"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1256380471774232576" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">I know folks are laughing at this video, but there are imbeciles out there who take every word that drops out of Jo… https://t.co/fcYe8KgQbF</div> — Mr. Cat in The Brain (@Mr. Cat in The Brain)<a href="https://twitter.com/PoorColby/statuses/1256380471774232576">1588379421.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="7b614" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="91cf6584e81f2f2afe11df833a1e010d"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1256409335795789861" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">We all knew Alex Jones wasn't quite right. This proves it. https://t.co/S0ZIIw4syy</div> — End the Kleptocracy (@End the Kleptocracy)<a href="https://twitter.com/GrudzienBarbara/statuses/1256409335795789861">1588386303.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>Others found Jones' comments completely laughable.</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="636fb" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="4740595f433d92924fb521f0a7c38f3f"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1256252495518670859" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">"I will eat your ass first" is a sentence that has so, so many meanings depending on where you put the emphasis https://t.co/R9lId4u8KM</div> — Katherine Mangu-Ward (@Katherine Mangu-Ward)<a href="https://twitter.com/kmanguward/statuses/1256252495518670859">1588348909.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="0669b" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="fdf3a3abf0a1283797e3adb46952a5d7"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1256258559454728196" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Maybe just...start a garden first? https://t.co/AqMCgNOJ4M</div> — Kate, An Accomplished Indoorswoman (@Kate, An Accomplished Indoorswoman)<a href="https://twitter.com/VoluntaryRecall/statuses/1256258559454728196">1588350355.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="22fdc" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="c8a206b706c96399f96cbb25e2391feb"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1256325693543088128" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Globalist ass. The other, other, other white meat.
#AlexJones https://t.co/AH23PAsqSx</div> — Mike "Wilson's All-Time Bestie" Sell (@Mike "Wilson's All-Time Bestie" Sell)<a href="https://twitter.com/mike_sell/statuses/1256325693543088128">1588366361.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>Um...can someone go check on his neighbors?</p>
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