Donald Trump has been jonesing for a big military parade down the streets of Washington, D.C. ever since French President Emmanuel Macron showed him how Paris celebrates Bastille Day.
So the White House set about planning such a parade for November 10th of this year.
That is until cost details of the planning leaked, and it was revealed that the parade would cost upwards of $92 million, approximately $80 million more than originally estimated.
Trump wasted no time in placing blame elsewhere for the cost overruns and canceled the parade:
But one Twitter user, comedy writer Frank Lesser, suggested one way Trump could finally get his parade:
He went on:
And Twitter blew up, seconding Lesser's motion:
There's another parade Timmy would like to see:
And there is this added benefit:














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