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A Comedian Just Suggested How Donald Trump Can Finally Get His Parade, and People Are on Board

A Comedian Just Suggested How Donald Trump Can Finally Get His Parade, and People Are on Board
WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 08: U.S. President Donald Trump talks to reporters as he departs the White House June 8, 2018 in Washington, DC. Trump is traveling to Canada to attend the G7 summit before heading to Singapore on Saturday for a planned U.S.-North Korea summit. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

It would be quite the celebration.

Donald Trump has been jonesing for a big military parade down the streets of Washington, D.C. ever since French President Emmanuel Macron showed him how Paris celebrates Bastille Day.

So the White House set about planning such a parade for November 10th of this year.


That is until cost details of the planning leaked, and it was revealed that the parade would cost upwards of $92 million, approximately $80 million more than originally estimated.

Trump wasted no time in placing blame elsewhere for the cost overruns and canceled the parade:

But one Twitter user, comedy writer Frank Lesser, suggested one way Trump could finally get his parade:

He went on:

And Twitter blew up, seconding Lesser's motion:

There's another parade Timmy would like to see:

And there is this added benefit:

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