The internet gave a collective dry heave after a male Twitter user decided to speak candidly on behalf of "every man." He claimed men wear their underwear at least 3 to 10 times before tossing them in the laundry.
"Lets be honest," wrote Sav TM (@9021hoee):
He told his Twitter followers:
"No man wears a pair of underwear just ONE time before washing them. Every man wears each pair of underwear at least 3-10 times before washing them."
"Lets keep it a buck."
Lets be honest,\n\nNo man wears a pair of underwear just ONE time before washing them. Every man wears each pair of underwear at least 3-10 times before washing them. Lets keep it a buck.— Sav \u2122\ufe0f (@Sav \u2122\ufe0f) 1623019170
Twitter was appalled by his infrequent washing of his boxers, briefs, boxer briefs or whatever his preference.
They demanded answers.
who tf is every ?????pic.twitter.com/14J9aACivL— christian\u2601\ufe0f (@christian\u2601\ufe0f) 1623030922
Pls tell me you joking bro\u2026 so you like shower and then put on the same draws you had on !?!?pic.twitter.com/EgKXUbyhfd— what will sky daddy think? (@what will sky daddy think?) 1623026068
My dude, what are you trying to do, turn your balls into a sourdough starter?— iain (@iain) 1623030126
One repulsed user wrote:
"Nah you alone in this one dawg."
Nah you alone in this one dawgpic.twitter.com/csaETa5Lmb— mr_dodson (@mr_dodson) 1623038468
Mf that\u2019s just youpic.twitter.com/QxT6yHGlt5— Tray\u2728 \u1d3a\u1d39 (@Tray\u2728 \u1d3a\u1d39) 1623071878
Oh no. No. No. Lord please no.\n\nThat can't be right. But if it is, sir, thank you, because I am never having sex with a man ever again.— Kalera Stratton (@Kalera Stratton) 1623041920
That\u2019s dirty asf .. And what\u2019s up with the generalization?. How can you wear underwear for more than once ?..Maybe laziness or lack of underwear. Get underwear while getting clothes, let your underwear be more than your clothes.— J8 (@J8) 1623060472
WTF?! My man wears his ONE time and throws them in the hamper before showering. I should know, since I do the laundry DAILY! If you're wearing yours more than once, you're downright nasty!— Audrey Quiroz (@Audrey Quiroz) 1623093302
Men wanting to be excluded from his categorization spoke out to preserve their dignity.
wait what?! don\u2019t speak for me.— jaye. (@jaye.) 1623044591
No, not true at all. The only piece of clothing with the ability to go for long stretches between washes is jeans. Everything else is one and done.— Nick (clever name to follow) (@Nick (clever name to follow)) 1623099703
I'll go a couple of weeks without washing my jeans if I haven't spilled on them, maybe a couple of days at most without brushing my teeth, but I have never purposely worn underwear two days in a row when I have clean at my disposal. \n\nAll men are not this gross.— PSUbowler (@PSUbowler) 1623073599
Can I get a pass to say \u201cNot all men\u201d here? Like idk what tribe he\u2019s from but we don\u2019t do that around my parts and it\u2019s upsetting me and my homeboys— Flesh of my Flesh, Blood of my Blood alum (@Flesh of my Flesh, Blood of my Blood alum) 1623068840
If you want to wear your underwear multiple times b4 washing it. Just say that. You can stand in your nastiness without including everyone.— Simone (@Simone) 1623067870
However, it seems he was not alone in his conservative laundry efforts.
Lol yea not gone lie usually get about 2 good uses outta mines before I toss to the dirty pile, but that\u2019s because they be genuinely still clean and smell fresh. If I can\u2019t smell my balls then they good for another day— gimmedat (@gimmedat) 1623096355
Lol yea not gone lie usually get about 2 good uses outta mines before I toss to the dirty pile, but that\u2019s because they be genuinely still clean and smell fresh. If I can\u2019t smell my balls then they good for another day— gimmedat (@gimmedat) 1623096355
The fact that 229 people like this, y\u2019all preparing for a fungal infection I see or y\u2019all into Sewer Balls and Fish Lips . I have underwear for every day. I make sure to buy a lot of underwear so I don\u2019t run out. Y\u2019all lil Nasties— whatthetims (@whatthetims) 1623071496
Although, the number of his maximum allowable days was met with strong opposition.
10 TIMES?!?!?pic.twitter.com/boVkPM3Jl0— BulBUSSaur (@BulBUSSaur) 1623076188
2 times IF anything.\nHow you just gonna throw a ratio of 3-10 like it's normal— \ud83d\udc09Jordy Mabuchi \ud83d\udc09 (@\ud83d\udc09Jordy Mabuchi \ud83d\udc09) 1623030117
The way you just skipped right on over 2pic.twitter.com/6ObW1hNjai— \ud835\udcdb\ud835\udcee\ud835\udcee\ud835\udcfb\ud835\udcf8\ud835\udd02. (@\ud835\udcdb\ud835\udcee\ud835\udcee\ud835\udcfb\ud835\udcf8\ud835\udd02.) 1623042603
10times??? Wtf sucks that penispic.twitter.com/OnclyDF5Hv— thriftbyseun\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc78\ud83d\udc96 (@thriftbyseun\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc78\ud83d\udc96) 1623072933
THREE?!?!?!?! TO TEN?!?!?!?! Y\u2019ALL DON\u2019T ITCH?https://twitter.com/9021hoee/status/1401670110897741825\u00a0\u2026— Vers Bttm of The Barrel (@Vers Bttm of The Barrel) 1623120916
Fortunately, many users responding to the thread believe in good hygiene. But hey, to each their own.
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