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The internet gave a collective dry heave after a male Twitter user decided to speak candidly on behalf of "every man." He claimed men wear their underwear at least 3 to 10 times before tossing them in the laundry.
"Lets be honest," wrote Sav TM (@9021hoee):
He told his Twitter followers:
"No man wears a pair of underwear just ONE time before washing them. Every man wears each pair of underwear at least 3-10 times before washing them."
"Lets keep it a buck."
Twitter was appalled by his infrequent washing of his boxers, briefs, boxer briefs or whatever his preference.
They demanded answers.
@9021hoee who tf is every ????? https://t.co/14J9aACivL— christian☁️ (@christian☁️) 1623030922.0
@9021hoee Pls tell me you joking bro… so you like shower and then put on the same draws you had on !?!? https://t.co/EgKXUbyhfd— what will sky daddy think? (@what will sky daddy think?) 1623026068.0
@9021hoee My dude, what are you trying to do, turn your balls into a sourdough starter?— iain (@iain) 1623030126.0
One repulsed user wrote:
"Nah you alone in this one dawg."
@9021hoee Nah you alone in this one dawg💀💀 https://t.co/csaETa5Lmb— mr_dodson (@mr_dodson) 1623038468.0
@9021hoee Mf that’s just you https://t.co/QxT6yHGlt5— Tray✨ ᴺᴹ (@Tray✨ ᴺᴹ) 1623071878.0
@9021hoee Oh no. No. No. Lord please no. That can't be right. But if it is, sir, thank you, because I am never hav… https://t.co/EbAM3lRx6D— Kalera Stratton (@Kalera Stratton) 1623041920.0
@9021hoee That’s dirty asf .. And what’s up with the generalization?. How can you wear underwear for more than once… https://t.co/rShXQOPSId— J8 (@J8) 1623060472.0
@9021hoee WTF?! My man wears his ONE time and throws them in the hamper before showering. I should know, since I… https://t.co/SS9WTHfi3P— Audrey Quiroz (@Audrey Quiroz) 1623093302.0
Men wanting to be excluded from his categorization spoke out to preserve their dignity.
@9021hoee wait what?! don’t speak for me.— jaye. (@jaye.) 1623044591.0
@9021hoee No, not true at all. The only piece of clothing with the ability to go for long stretches between washes… https://t.co/MZP8ahQzbi— Nick (clever name to follow) (@Nick (clever name to follow)) 1623099703.0
@9021hoee I'll go a couple of weeks without washing my jeans if I haven't spilled on them, maybe a couple of days a… https://t.co/9jIslxI9Zo— PSUbowler (@PSUbowler) 1623073599.0
@9021hoee Can I get a pass to say “Not all men” here? Like idk what tribe he’s from but we don’t do that around my… https://t.co/vhUPlIFmCJ— Flesh of my Flesh, Blood of my Blood alum (@Flesh of my Flesh, Blood of my Blood alum) 1623068840.0
@9021hoee If you want to wear your underwear multiple times b4 washing it. Just say that. You can stand in your nas… https://t.co/gx1aexaIDG— Simone (@Simone) 1623067870.0
However, it seems he was not alone in his conservative laundry efforts.
@9021hoee Lol yea not gone lie usually get about 2 good uses outta mines before I toss to the dirty pile, but that’… https://t.co/RJPcJvVqfB— gimmedat (@gimmedat) 1623096355.0
@9021hoee Lol yea not gone lie usually get about 2 good uses outta mines before I toss to the dirty pile, but that’… https://t.co/RJPcJvVqfB— gimmedat (@gimmedat) 1623096355.0
@9021hoee The fact that 229 people like this, y’all preparing for a fungal infection I see or y’all into Sewer Ball… https://t.co/ceWH8LjKoh— whatthetims (@whatthetims) 1623071496.0
Although, the number of his maximum allowable days was met with strong opposition.
@9021hoee 10 TIMES?!?!? https://t.co/boVkPM3Jl0— Ryu Hayabussy (@Ryu Hayabussy) 1623076188.0
@9021hoee 2 times IF anything. How you just gonna throw a ratio of 3-10 like it's normal 😬— 🐉Jordy Mabuchi 🐉 (@🐉Jordy Mabuchi 🐉) 1623030117.0
@9021hoee The way you just skipped right on over 2 https://t.co/6ObW1hNjai— 𝓛𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓸𝔂. (@𝓛𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓸𝔂.) 1623042603.0
@9021hoee 10times??? Wtf sucks that penis https://t.co/OnclyDF5Hv— thriftbyseun💋👸💖 (@thriftbyseun💋👸💖) 1623072933.0
THREE?!?!?!?! TO TEN?!?!?!?! Y’ALL DON’T ITCH? https://t.co/WlyWqYXQzI— Vers Bttm of The Barrel (@Vers Bttm of The Barrel) 1623120916.0
Fortunately, many users responding to the thread believe in good hygiene. But hey, to each their own.