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Viral Photo Of Ted Cruz Wearing Pants That Are Way Too Tight Has The Internet Recoiling In Horror

The Republican Senator was recently photographed giving some major 'moose knuckle' in a pair of awkwardly tight pants—and now we can't unsee it.

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Ted Cruz Blasted For Making Cringey Cancun Jokes As Texas Gets Hit With Freezing Temperatures

The GOP Senator decided the best way to respond to Texas' latest cold snap was to joke about the time he fled to Cancun in 2021—and critics aren't happy about it.

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Ted Cruz Dragged After 'Cursing' Yet Another Texas Team By Showing Up To Game

The GOP Senator showed up to the national semifinal college football game between Texas and Washington—and things didn't go well for the Longhorns.

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Ted Cruz Dragged After Implying Liberal Women Are 'Pissed' About Their Partners' Small 'Weenies'

The GOP Senator was taken to task after jokingly claiming at the Turning Point USA conference that liberal women are so 'pissed' because they aren't sexually satisfied by liberal men.

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Ted Cruz Ripped For Bill Limiting Pronouns And Names Despite Going By A Different Name Himself

The GOP Senator has come under fire after introducing a bill that would limit policies about pronouns and preferred names—particularly since Cruz's legal name is actually Rafael Edward Cruz.

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Ted Cruz Makes Bizarre Joke About Size Of Eric Swalwell's Junk—And Swalwell Has Epic Reaction

After Cruz made a dig at the size of Swalwell's manhood while talking about tuck-friendly swimwear, Swalwell dragged him on X, formerly Twitter.

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Dem Lawmaker Gives Cruz A Brutal Reminder About Their Time In Law School Together In Epic Tweet

California state Sen. Scott Wiener reminded the GOP Senator of their days together at law school after Cruz seemingly confused him with disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner.

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Trump's Old Tweet Calling For Ted Cruz To Be 'Disqualified' Goes Viral After Colorado Ruling

After the Colorado Supreme Court disqualified Donald Trump from running for president based on the 14th amendment, an old Trump tweet calling on Iowa to 'disqualify' Ted Cruz resurfaced.

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Texas State Senator Roasts Ted Cruz By Dressing As His Notorious Blunder For Halloween

Democratic Texas State Senator Roland Gutierrez went as Cruz fleeing for Cancun in an epic Halloween troll.

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Far-Right 'Comedy' Film Mocking Trans Athletes Featuring Ben Shapiro And Ted Cruz Gets Roasted

Matt Walsh's Daily Wire dropped a trailer for their new full-length 'comedy' mocking trans women in sports called 'Lady Ballers'—and it looks truly awful.

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Ted Cruz Lashes Out After Astros Fans Blame His Appearance At Playoff Game For Loss

The GOP Senator tried to defend himself from accusations that he's a jinx after the Houston Astros lost game 7 of the American League Championship Series while he was in attendance.

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Texas Crowd Openly Laughs At Ted Cruz After He Tries To Defend His Infamous Cancun Trip

The GOP Senator drew laughs and groans from the crowd while claiming his inability to 'control the weather' influenced his decision to take his family to Cancun as Texans froze.

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Ted Cruz Roasted for Beer-Swigging 'Kiss My A**' Comment

The GOP Senator put his performative outrage on full display by taking a swig of beer on Newsmax over a hypothetical recommendation that Americans only drink two alcoholic drinks per week.

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Ted Cruz Dragged for Falling for Decade-Old Shark Hoax

The GOP Senator retweeted a photoshopped image of a shark supposedly swimming along a flooded 405 freeway in Los Angeles after Tropical Storm Hilary.

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Cruz Fact-Checked After Trying To Blame Biden For Open Border Wall Gates

The GOP Senator tried to blame Biden over a video of an open border wall before being fact-checked with a community note on X about the true purpose of the gates.

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Fans Stunned After 'The Simpsons' Seemingly Predicted NCAA Elite Eight Matchup In Old Clip

The Elite Eight matchup between NC State and Duke on March 31 as part of March Madness was eerily predicted in a 2015 episode of the long-running animated series—and fans can't believe it.

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Stephen King Rips Ted Cruz's Rant About The Southern Border With Reminder Of His Own Past

The horror writer couldn't help but zing Cruz over his Cancun scandal after the GOP Senator tried to slam Biden over an 'invasion' at the southern border.

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Cruz Absurdly Claims Dems Have 'Special' Hatred Of Clarence Thomas 'Because He's A Black Man'

Cruz tried to claim on Fox News that the Supreme Court Justice was being targeted in an ethics investigation by Democrats who are angry that he's a Black conservative.

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Ted Cruz Roasted Hard After Joking That He'd Be Played By 'Apollo Creed' In A Trump Movie

The GOP Senator tried to piggyback off a joking tweet about casting for 'Trump: The Movie' that included Carl Weathers, who famously played boxer Apollo Creed in the first four 'Rocky' films.

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DeSantis' Pastor Sparks Outrage After Defending Uganda's Death Penalty For Gay People

Tom Ascol, the Baptist pastor who delivered the invocation at the GOP Florida governor's second inauguration, replied with an oft-used passage from Leviticus after Ted Cruz called Uganda's law an 'abomination.'

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The Republican Senator was recently photographed giving some major 'moose knuckle' in a pair of awkwardly tight pants—and now we can't unsee it.

The GOP Senator decided the best way to respond to Texas' latest cold snap was to joke about the time he fled to Cancun in 2021—and critics aren't happy about it.

The GOP Senator showed up to the national semifinal college football game between Texas and Washington—and things didn't go well for the Longhorns.

The GOP Senator was taken to task after jokingly claiming at the Turning Point USA conference that liberal women are so 'pissed' because they aren't sexually satisfied by liberal men.

The GOP Senator has come under fire after introducing a bill that would limit policies about pronouns and preferred names—particularly since Cruz's legal name is actually Rafael Edward Cruz.

After Cruz made a dig at the size of Swalwell's manhood while talking about tuck-friendly swimwear, Swalwell dragged him on X, formerly Twitter.

California state Sen. Scott Wiener reminded the GOP Senator of their days together at law school after Cruz seemingly confused him with disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner.

After the Colorado Supreme Court disqualified Donald Trump from running for president based on the 14th amendment, an old Trump tweet calling on Iowa to 'disqualify' Ted Cruz resurfaced.

Democratic Texas State Senator Roland Gutierrez went as Cruz fleeing for Cancun in an epic Halloween troll.

Matt Walsh's Daily Wire dropped a trailer for their new full-length 'comedy' mocking trans women in sports called 'Lady Ballers'—and it looks truly awful.

The GOP Senator tried to defend himself from accusations that he's a jinx after the Houston Astros lost game 7 of the American League Championship Series while he was in attendance.

The GOP Senator drew laughs and groans from the crowd while claiming his inability to 'control the weather' influenced his decision to take his family to Cancun as Texans froze.

The GOP Senator put his performative outrage on full display by taking a swig of beer on Newsmax over a hypothetical recommendation that Americans only drink two alcoholic drinks per week.

The GOP Senator retweeted a photoshopped image of a shark supposedly swimming along a flooded 405 freeway in Los Angeles after Tropical Storm Hilary.

The GOP Senator tried to blame Biden over a video of an open border wall before being fact-checked with a community note on X about the true purpose of the gates.

The Elite Eight matchup between NC State and Duke on March 31 as part of March Madness was eerily predicted in a 2015 episode of the long-running animated series—and fans can't believe it.

The horror writer couldn't help but zing Cruz over his Cancun scandal after the GOP Senator tried to slam Biden over an 'invasion' at the southern border.

Cruz tried to claim on Fox News that the Supreme Court Justice was being targeted in an ethics investigation by Democrats who are angry that he's a Black conservative.

The GOP Senator tried to piggyback off a joking tweet about casting for 'Trump: The Movie' that included Carl Weathers, who famously played boxer Apollo Creed in the first four 'Rocky' films.

Tom Ascol, the Baptist pastor who delivered the invocation at the GOP Florida governor's second inauguration, replied with an oft-used passage from Leviticus after Ted Cruz called Uganda's law an 'abomination.'

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