Florida Man Claims The Cocaine And Meth Cops Found Wrapped Around His Penis Aren't His

\u201cThe deputies searched Florence and found bags of methamphetamines and cocaine wrapped around Florence's penis. Florence was arrested and the report said he "stated the package wrapped around his penis was not his." 2/2

— Rex Chapman\ud83c\udfc7\ud83c\udffc (@Rex Chapman\ud83c\udfc7\ud83c\udffc) 1640282085

Greatest Florida man ever?https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1473711216203911172\u00a0\u2026

— Sachin Varghese (@Sachin Varghese) 1640221005

Thats a pretty extensive search for a "traffic stop".

— Jolly Walrus (@Jolly Walrus) 1640211002

WUT? This story is very hard to swall.... nevermind.

— OscaR\ud83c\udfb8 (@OscaR\ud83c\udfb8) 1640282735

Not sure if impressed with the effort or disgusted.https://twitter.com/ap_oddities/status/1473711216203911172\u00a0\u2026

— Full of Frap (@Full of Frap) 1640268546

For some odd reason, the "DO NOT COPY" watermark is perfectly placed https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1473436402285223937\u00a0\u2026

— I am a... (@I am a...) 1640137717

I've never had so many questions combined with so little desire to know the answers

— Erika With a K \ud83d\udd4e (@Erika With a K \ud83d\udd4e) 1640298157

I worked in an X-Ray dept. I can tell you the places people put drugs can get pretty creative!

— BCA (@BCA) 1640195797

It's a high traffic area, anyone could have put that there!

— KennyBlankenship (@KennyBlankenship) 1640563642

Fell and tripped and didn't know he had landed on a bag of drugs that probably had static cling and just stayed on him. Obviously.

— Hockstedlers (@Hockstedlers) 1640282471

I slipped and fell into the drugs

— (((Jared Rube)))\ud83c\udf69 (@(((Jared Rube)))\ud83c\udf69) 1640196080

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— Lucio Aguirre (@Lucio Aguirre) 1640284802