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People Share The Worst Things Their Family Members Have Said During A Holiday Meal
31 January
Family holiday meals are famous for controversial conversations, occasionally leading to some pretty heated arguments.
Sometimes, though, a statement is so bad that it's just met by shocked, uncomfortable silence until someone awkwardly changes the subject.
<p>What follows here are more of the latter.</p><p><em>*Content Warning: Blatant racism, homophobia, and general cringe after the break*</em></p><p>Reddit user u/criostoirsullivan asked:</p><p><em>"<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/" target="_blank">What crazy-*ss thing did your racist uncle just say at Thanksgiving dinner?</a>"</em></p>
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Grandpa
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjY0MjgwNy9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY2NTA3NDI3MH0.HCN88mwrQaz2U7TiHervxODVzoKTTcoNLddCHkkmkhM/img.gif?width=980" id="bd500" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="8a5f28adee36d81a61d1aec90137c162" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<p>My grandpa said he has no idea why anyone would drink Modelo cause you have no idea what those Mexicans are putting in it.</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91s05x?context=3" target="_blank">Lamesauce59</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91s05x?context=3" target="_blank"></a>There was wide spread panic a few decades ago about Corona being made from or infused with piss from the Mexican brewery workers. Corona was rapidly becoming the #1 best selling imported beer in America and its competitors started making up the peepee rumors to slow it down.</p><p>The lie was surprisingly wide spread and less surprisingly, unquestionably believed by American consumers and did significantly impact coronas sales.</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f924mom?context=3" target="_blank">THOTcrimeAccount</a></p>Grandma
<p>My grandma said "they call it black Friday because you're poor after it"</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91sxdj?context=3" target="_blank">LintyTheLard</a></p><p>My wife's uncle said, "I can't believe we can still call it Black Friday. I figured someone would have taken offence to that by now and raised a stink about it."</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f92d4ll?context=3" target="_blank">producer35</a></p>N-word
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjY0MjgxMi9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYyNzc4MjM0N30.CpItzvzHo91_DBF5u8YsPTQJ-_TJAeHakHJuE6WBTak/img.gif?width=980" id="9b971" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="6c1cda0f44675f34a4c08d9bd24582b2" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<p>"turn off that n-word music!"</p><p><span style="background-color: initial;">There was a long pause while all the family awkwardly took in his racism, the only response was one cousin noting, "... But it's Kid Rock..."</span></p><p><span style="background-color: initial;">-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91v11y?context=3" target="_blank">Sufficient_Cat</a></span></p><p><span style="background-color: initial;"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91v11y?context=3" target="_blank"></a></span>The real problem here is someone is playing f*cking Kid Rock</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f920v27?context=3" target="_blank">Awwh_dood</a></p>ThanksgivingÂ
<p>A few Thanksgivings ago Grandma was really upset because of gay marriage. And I quote, "Now they will be allowed to breed."</p><p><span style="background-color: initial;">Just let that sink in my friends.</span><br></p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91z8aq?context=3" target="_blank">rakshala</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91z8aq?context=3" target="_blank"></a>That kid in third grade was right, babies do come out of the butt!</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f92epd9?context=3" target="_blank">banannixx</a></p>Minnesota
<p>Wow, what a perfect thread. My uncle went off today.</p><p><span style="background-color: initial;">He's very conspiracy theory heavy, and this time apparently the "sand-*******" are going to start coming from over the hills and he will be ready to shoot. When I asked where they were going to be coming from he instantly responded with a dead-serious "Minnesota"</span><br></p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91smpb?context=3" target="_blank">RitsuFromDC-</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91smpb?context=3" target="_blank"></a>Minnesotan here, can confirm that this is definitely the truth</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91y38p?context=3" target="_blank">Sub3arthling</a></p><p>Wouldn't that make them middle western terrorists?</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f92h87j?context=3" target="_blank">spacemanspiff30</a></p>Suck d* ck
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjY0MjgxNy9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYwNjIyMjgxMX0.2NhxZMb8uLFA-56y9IKJIcLuJcHK6HdcDKJrrBFKx3A/img.gif?width=980" id="1d143" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="44dcfbde03242a015a12147ac0b288bf" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<p>My uncle asked me (21M) if I "liked to suck d*ck" because I got my ears pierced.</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91onti?context=3" target="_blank">TheJBerry</a></p>Neighborhood
<p>"How safe is your neighborhood?" "I'm not sure." "Have you met your neighbors? Are they white?"</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91km8t?context=3" target="_blank">Hlodvogovich</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91km8t?context=3" target="_blank"></a>Had a neighbor move in next to me. Fortunately. she is long gone now. But within the first few sentences of just meeting her, she asked me if I could point out where "the blacks live."</p><p>Um, we have a pretty mixed area here. Everybody is everywhere. And right at that moment, I could honestly not differentiate one house from another. They kinda look the same, it's not like they have a plaque to identify which houses have "the blacks."<br></p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91sqs1?context=3" target="_blank">TigLyon</a></p>Porn
<p>My grandma said to my cousin and her girlfriend "you know, that's my son's favorite type of porn."</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91uu38?context=3" target="_blank">Bantam123456</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91uu38?context=3" target="_blank"></a>I reread this multiple time and kept finding so many things wrong there...</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f9252mc?context=3" target="_blank">SwiftCEO</a></p>Turkey
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjY0MjgxOS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYxNjM1MjE5N30.6N2VP9aRy5STo6teioYILwp25myzr5EYhBNoVsJmiCg/img.gif?width=980" id="18006" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="50100660dfe25632875922b787d2b163" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<p>My cousin said that the dark meat on the turkey is only worth 3/5ths of the white meat.</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f920nof?context=3" target="_blank">nazrak</a></p><p>Most of the racists in my family would not have been educated enough to get this joke.</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f92lvjw?context=3" target="_blank">Darth_Corleone</a></p>Muslim
<p>(Aunt) There is now a muslim woman in a head scarf sitting near at work and she feels all tense and anxious now cause "who knows whats going in her head?"</p><p>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91tm7u?context=3" target="_blank">samtizhopablya</a></p><p>...like the hijab covers up the telepathy port or something?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91tm7u?context=3" target="_blank"></a>-<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e35wmt/what_crazyass_thing_did_your_racist_uncle_just/f91wyn1?context=3" target="_blank">acceptablemadness</a></p>
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