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Olaf From 'Frozen' Is Supposedly 5'4", And The Implications Are Freaking Everyone Out
10 December 2019
Disney
It's always really stressful when you find out that your little adorable cartoon friends are secretly gigantic, as people experienced firsthand when the internet uncovered how tall Peppa Pig truly is.
Olaf from Frozen was next on the list.
<p> The adorable, albeit daft little snowman, is not so little at all. He's 5'4''—the average height of most American women.</p><p>And since Olaf is most certainly the shortest person in the <em>Frozen</em> universe, that means that Arendelle may secretly have been in a universe of disproportionate height this whole time and we just never knew.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="abb68" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="KGZBHO1576019132"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203069329593516033" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">olaf is 5'4" https://t.co/EGAd6iHU3X</div> — jan ❄ (@jan ❄)<a href="https://twitter.com/scotthopeful/statuses/1203069329593516033">1575669054.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="b638d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="8RQ0CE1576019132"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203101001877803009" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">no further comments. https://t.co/qKWcabQ9eW</div> — jan ❄ (@jan ❄)<a href="https://twitter.com/scotthopeful/statuses/1203101001877803009">1575676606.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>This also implies that mini Anna and Elsa were around 5 feet tall as toddlers.</p><p><div id="action_button_container"></div></p><p><strong>Which makes this once cute little melody hard to watch:</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-youtube">
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</p><p>That grandfather clock must be at least twenty feet tall.<br></p><p>Also, poor Sven is clearly a giant species of reindeer:</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>So how big are those snowflakes‽‽</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="ae144" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="SX6QMH1576019133"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203087520432566273" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">opens twitter finds out i'm the
same height as olaf https://t.co/SEpogEmNpY</div> — 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚢 🦦 (@𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚢 🦦)<a href="https://twitter.com/astroIoki/statuses/1203087520432566273">1575673391.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="6f5c6" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="B5XSRS1576019133"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203256313511215104" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Knowing that olaf is taller than me is very unsettling</div> — alex 🐉 (@alex 🐉)<a href="https://twitter.com/alexcisvy/statuses/1203256313511215104">1575713635.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="999ae" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="UO1WO41576019133"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203127800439291904" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">since olaf is 5'4, i think elsa and anna are the same height as peppa pig... 🤔🤔 https://t.co/QsFM7Qim6x</div> — jesse (@jesse)<a href="https://twitter.com/windhashira/statuses/1203127800439291904">1575682995.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="8f2dc" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="0GG5DU1576019133"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203243106155536385" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">new height measurement scale is:
1. shorter than olaf
2. taller than olaf</div> — gee (@gee)<a href="https://twitter.com/aphamericashole/statuses/1203243106155536385">1575710486.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="59fa0" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="ZY2WLT1576019133"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203211387901816834" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">someone just sent me this, so i uh.. am the same height as olaf ? https://t.co/1AmkKB2esq</div> — becks (@becks)<a href="https://twitter.com/beckamae_/statuses/1203211387901816834">1575702924.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>This logic can't be right. </strong></p><p> Right?</p><p>Many people are speculating that Olaf mis-measured himself because he's a total goof:</p><p><div id="c7da91bc-8e44-492f-b7fd-c382c0e55bda"></div></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="3be91" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="QR7BFQ1576019133"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203461232377942016" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">if you take elsa’s height of 5’7” and divide it by the scale of olafs in this photo, olaf is actually only approxim… https://t.co/lHfdXAyeka</div> — georgia (@georgia)<a href="https://twitter.com/georgiafrann/statuses/1203461232377942016">1575762491.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="a65fd" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="R9OZ461576019133"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203227034924634112" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">So Olaf is 5'4, but Elsa is only 5'7 if you google her height. Anna is 5'3. Clearly Olaf measured himself and due t… https://t.co/SOXYUa6Ygn</div> — Sauron Takes On (@Sauron Takes On)<a href="https://twitter.com/SauronTakesOn/statuses/1203227034924634112">1575706654.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>Or that he's just a typical lying man:</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="aa916" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="5H6HNC1576019134"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203581040792612864" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">of course olaf says he’s 5’4” he’s a man and all men do is lie. especially about their height</div> — it’s nice to have a(nthony) friend (@it’s nice to have a(nthony) friend)<a href="https://twitter.com/kingofmyhearts/statuses/1203581040792612864">1575791056.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="8a831" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="IP3K6D1576019134"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203209445469118468" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Everyone stop panicking, men always lie about their height on the internet #Olaf</div> — Lindsey Kelk (@Lindsey Kelk)<a href="https://twitter.com/LindseyKelk/statuses/1203209445469118468">1575702461.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>Or that Arendelle is on the metric system:</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="d8da3" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="QFPO041576019134"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203623888120418304" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">okay so about Olaf's height, what if he measured himself to be 54 centimetres instead of 5'4", because Arendelle us… https://t.co/JtBKERpaQG</div> — Kinga Aria 🌈🏳️🌈 *Frozen 2 spoilers* (@Kinga Aria 🌈🏳️🌈 *Frozen 2 spoilers*)<a href="https://twitter.com/artemis_44/statuses/1203623888120418304">1575801271.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>But if it's true and Olaf is 5'4'', everything we've ever known must be put in perspective.</strong></p><p><div data-conversation-spotlight=""></div></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="b33bf" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="PCVZFZ1576019134"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203722878681780227" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">I haven't stopped thinking about how olaf is 5'4 so I made a to-scale height chart for elsa, adam driver, and baby… https://t.co/x23oSSCqhz</div> — hattie (@hattie)<a href="https://twitter.com/hattiesoykan/statuses/1203722878681780227">1575824873.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="edea2" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="GEN9591576019134"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203300925743489026" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Just found out Olaf is the same height as Halsey so please enjoy my hyper realism photoshop of what Olaf would look… https://t.co/Kyer40bi7U</div> — 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙮 🎄 (@𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙮 🎄)<a href="https://twitter.com/agustdyyke/statuses/1203300925743489026">1575724271.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="cba58" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="I7BZDR1576019134"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203794067521441798" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">To anyone else who is going to send me the height of Olaf:
yes I am aware I am shorter than the cartoon snowman thank you.</div> — 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 (@𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲)<a href="https://twitter.com/em_Zekk/statuses/1203794067521441798">1575841845.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="68392" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="KWSZX81576019134"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203199497364488192" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">The scary thing about Olaf being 5'4 in height is unlike the whole "PEPPA PIG IS 7 FEET TALL" thing awhile back, th… https://t.co/ARMfVM15ri</div> — TRAFON (@TRAFON)<a href="https://twitter.com/RiseFallNick/statuses/1203199497364488192">1575700089.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="eddc3" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="0AJP1W1576019134"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1203197074201808896" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Olaf and Kevin Hart are the same height https://t.co/bJTVakpObk</div> — asher’s #1 fan (@asher’s #1 fan)<a href="https://twitter.com/pro_lificcc/statuses/1203197074201808896">1575699511.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><em>Frozen </em>is now a movie about a giant witch with ice powers.<br></p><p>Be afraid. </p><p> Be very afraid.</p>
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