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Police Pen Hilarious Post After Coming To The Rescue Of Some 'Interesting Debris' On The Highway
26 July 2019
@HansPolRoads/Twitter, @hantsconnect/Twitter
Police rescued an unusual intruder on a motorway in Hampshire when an inflatable killer whale was retrieved from passing traffic.
<p><strong>Hants Roads Policing tweeted a picture of the plastic orca, dubbed Kevin, which had landed on the M27 near Fareham:</strong></p>
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</p><div id="15ee8" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="0REE6B1573103733"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1154388218198003712" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Well we’ve had some interesting debris jobs reported on the motorway in the past......but never an inflatable kille… https://t.co/EtPw6fYIdm</div> — Hants Roads Policing (@Hants Roads Policing)<a href="https://twitter.com/HantsPolRoads/statuses/1154388218198003712">1564062573.0</a></blockquote></div>
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<p>“Well we've had some interesting debris jobs reported on the motorway in the past… but never an inflatable killer whale," the force said.<br></p><p>Anyone looking for the lost toy can rest assured, however, as officers said it was “now safe and sound" at Havant Police Station.</p><p><strong>Once the tweet caught on, the puns started flying:</strong><span></span></p>
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</p><div id="c7e0d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="SYMRYV1573103733"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1154395119275188230" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@HantsPolRoads Something fishy about that.</div> — Hampshire County Council (@Hampshire County Council)<a href="https://twitter.com/hantsconnect/statuses/1154395119275188230">1564064218.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="4661b" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="4J2Y4Y1573103733"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1154388840746016768" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@HantsPolRoads He was having a whale of a time.</div> — Tom Overton (@Tom Overton)<a href="https://twitter.com/Tom_Overton/statuses/1154388840746016768">1564062721.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="0309c" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="D61W5A1573103734"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1154422092479246336" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@HantsPolRoads Lane Three Willy?</div> — Lewis Coombes (@Lewis Coombes)<a href="https://twitter.com/LEWIS_C/statuses/1154422092479246336">1564070649.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="56141" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="HAI6NF1573103734"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1154392836533620737" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@HantsPolRoads He was only trying to find the whale-way station 🚉 🐳</div> — Wave 105 (@Wave 105)<a href="https://twitter.com/wave105radio/statuses/1154392836533620737">1564063674.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="e44c4" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="EDO4451573103734"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1154424358175170571" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@HantsPolRoads @HantsInspH “What was he doing in the middle lane of the motorway?”
“Looked like backstroke”.</div> — Mostly me these days (@Mostly me these days)<a href="https://twitter.com/MostlyMeNotOCD/statuses/1154424358175170571">1564071189.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="aad1f" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="4YA0Z01573103734"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1154417661570367493" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@HantsPolRoads Bet you had the sirens whaling on that traffic car.</div> — Chris Dodd (@Chris Dodd)<a href="https://twitter.com/ChrisDodd12/statuses/1154417661570367493">1564069593.0</a></blockquote></div>
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<p><strong>We smell a sequel:</strong></p>
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</p><div id="0b1ec" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="YOZQJP1573103734"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1154701940158337024" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@HantsPolRoads Free Willy 5 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂</div> — Ray Bacchus (@Ray Bacchus)<a href="https://twitter.com/rayb247/statuses/1154701940158337024">1564137370.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="73cd3" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="T16JHI1573103734"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1154702695841902593" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@HantsPolRoads https://t.co/knCRFA8cDN</div> — Ray Bacchus (@Ray Bacchus)<a href="https://twitter.com/rayb247/statuses/1154702695841902593">1564137550.0</a></blockquote></div>
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