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Natural Light's' Search For 'Natty-Qualified' Intern Is A Beer Lover's Dream Job
10 May 2019
naturallight.com
Natural Light launched a campaign to find an intern possessing unique qualifications beyond that of a traditional academic resume.
Are you "Natty-Qualified?"
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If you want a 9 to 5 desk job, this position is not for you. Natty Light is seeking those who are willing to do "Guerilla Marketing," product research and create "viral content" among other tasks to keep the brand well above the competition.
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<a href="https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/natural-light-launches-search-for-natty-qualified-summer-intern-300846370.html" target="_blank">Natty Light,</a> or Natural Light, is a reduced calorie pilsner brewed by Anheuser-Busch. Brand Manager Leon Solimani made a tongue-in-cheek recruitment video from their headquarters.
</p><p>"Look, I am sick and tired of high-quality human beings being overlooked because they're not on the [air quotations] 'Dean's list,'" says Solimani in the video's introduction.
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<em>"Do we like awesome grades? Sure. But on top of that, we want an ambitious, scrappy trailblazer. We're running Natty Light, not your uncle's accounting firm."</em>
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<strong>Take a look at the 2-minute video below.</strong>
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</p><div id="c6f86" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="30OV701557529244"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126182152108937216" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">WE NEED AN INTERN! Think you have what it takes? Apply today at https://t.co/rSMdA2RvsA for a chance to become the… https://t.co/WBDWNYfXjV</div> — Natural Light (@Natural Light)<a href="https://twitter.com/naturallight/statuses/1126182152108937216">1557337723.0</a></blockquote></div>
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<strong><em><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/weird-news/natty-light-searching-for-summer-intern-who-is-natty-qualified-" target="_blank">Local 10</a></em> outlined the job requirements. </strong></p><p><strong>Are you up to the task?</strong><br>
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<li>Attend various events as an ambassador of the brand</li>
<li>Create fire viral content across all Natural Light Social Channels</li>
<li>Keep the Brand Manager up to date on all trending trends</li>
<li>Guerilla Marketing. If you have to ask, you can't handle it.</li>
<li>Product research (yes, it's what you think it is)</li>
<li>Design some sick swag that gives consumers all the feels</li>
<li>Complete weekly vlog documenting the awesomeness on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook</li>
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<strong>The minimum qualifications are as follows. </strong></p><p><strong>FYI: being "cool" is one of them.</strong>
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<li>21 years of age or older as of May 8, 2019 </li>
<li>Be outgoing, but not annoying, there is a fine line </li>
<li>Be able to spell Protractor </li>
<li>Just be cool</li>
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<strong>Drinking on the job is a thing at the house of Natty Light. </strong><br>
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<strong>Applications are flying in.</strong>
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</p><div id="31c0d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="NQTMVX1557529244"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126192849781960704" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@naturallight SHIT ILL DO IT NATTY</div> — CHAD (@CHAD)<a href="https://twitter.com/CHADBAND12/statuses/1126192849781960704">1557340273.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="f59eb" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="7TF8Z61557529244"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126304342078701568" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@naturallight HIRE ME https://t.co/59xVLdMOvB</div> — 𖤐悲しい少年𖤐 (@𖤐悲しい少年𖤐)<a href="https://twitter.com/oexotik/statuses/1126304342078701568">1557366855.0</a></blockquote></div>
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<strong>If you want to stand out from the rest, you must plead your case in a most unconventional way.</strong>
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</p><div id="2de17" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="2K54QT1557529244"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126332024996945921" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@naturallight As an avid consumer of your fine products, I care about the well being of this company. With that bei… https://t.co/3nhn0J01lf</div> — Aaron (@Aaron)<a href="https://twitter.com/AyeAron21/statuses/1126332024996945921">1557373455.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="9e2e2" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="ZM2TRC1557529244"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126323626943422469" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@naturallight The first beer I had today was a natty, the case on my counter *boom* natty, the only beers I’ll ston… https://t.co/MrrrC3H4Pg</div> — Nick-ism (@Nick-ism)<a href="https://twitter.com/NickGrisch/statuses/1126323626943422469">1557371453.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="a979d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="F2C0X51557529244"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126714124220583937" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@naturallight - did a 15 page consumer research report on budlight
- 30 page marketing proposal for a brewery
- alr… https://t.co/3LRxEOC1MD</div> — Yellow ت (@Yellow ت)<a href="https://twitter.com/RachhWetklow/statuses/1126714124220583937">1557464555.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>One declared war on other reputable companies. </strong><br></p><p>
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</p><div id="71124" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="2VSLQS1557529245"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126229278897651712" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@naturallight If I hired I will go to war with @Wendys and @tacobell #atme</div> — B-side Photography (@B-side Photography)<a href="https://twitter.com/b_sidephoto/statuses/1126229278897651712">1557348959.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="946a2" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="XYML1W1557529245"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126253192034041857" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@b_sidephoto Don't know if that's a fight you wanna start</div> — Natural Light (@Natural Light)<a href="https://twitter.com/naturallight/statuses/1126253192034041857">1557354660.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="43519" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="2R7S1C1557529245"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126254945861349376" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@naturallight I didn’t choose the fight the fight chose me</div> — B-side Photography (@B-side Photography)<a href="https://twitter.com/b_sidephoto/statuses/1126254945861349376">1557355078.0</a></blockquote></div>
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<strong>There are other ways to impress Natty Light.</strong>
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</p><div id="190bb" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="7TNO0T1557529245"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126563026159595520" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@naturallight https://t.co/bd7vYw2oo5</div> — 𖤐悲しい少年𖤐 (@𖤐悲しい少年𖤐)<a href="https://twitter.com/oexotik/statuses/1126563026159595520">1557428530.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="72802" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="0819AD1557529245"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126595258886889493" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@oexotik Make it stop</div> — Natural Light (@Natural Light)<a href="https://twitter.com/naturallight/statuses/1126595258886889493">1557436215.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>This applicant just fell flat. </strong></p><p><br></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="3b892" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="G51HYX1557529245"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126317128460775424" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@naturallight I’m your guy! Currently watching the Sharks as they get this W while drinking a Naturday! #naturday… https://t.co/qYWWOPLs1r</div> — Alex Brown (@Alex Brown)<a href="https://twitter.com/BigPapi_99/statuses/1126317128460775424">1557369904.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="a54f8" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="W4PZUP1557529246"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1126522911026765824" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@BigPapi_99 @SanJoseSharks You know we're from STL right... now this is awk</div> — Natural Light (@Natural Light)<a href="https://twitter.com/naturallight/statuses/1126522911026765824">1557418966.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>The entry period is May 8th through the 19th, with the internship starting on June 10th and lasting until August 2nd.<br></p><p>
If you are a Natty Light devotee who "topples traditional qualifications" you can submit your application <a href="https://www.naturallight.com/" target="_blank"><strong><em>online here</em></strong></a>.
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