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Guy Accidentally Tips The Pizza Delivery Girl An Insane Amount After Getting Way Too High, And Doesn't Realize Until It's Too Late
01 August 2019
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We all have horror stories about unintentionally doing a good thing for someone, but one guy recently shared a story on Reddit that takes the cake.
Or, should we say, the whole pizza pie.
<p>Reddit user RMFL posted about how he accidentally gave a pizza delivery girl the tip of a lifetime on the <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sub-Reddit TIFU</a> (which stands for Time I F**ked Up).</p><p><strong>And it's a real doozy:</strong></p>
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<p><strong>RMFL starts off by sharing how the day was going great after he cashed in his bitcoin for a healthy profit, so he decided to celebrate with some edibles and a pizza.</strong></p><blockquote><em>"So today I sold my bitcoin I bought 2 years ago I spent like $100 on the investment or something, I cashed it out at a bitcoin atm and brought it home the first thing I did to celebrate was buy some edibles. I buy some edibles eat a whole brownie and am out of it, I order some pizza and take some money from my wad and put it in a pile on the table next to me total was like 20 so I put 23."</em></blockquote><p><strong>But when the delivery girl showed up, he was way too high to figure out which bundle of money he'd set aside to pay her. </strong></p><p><strong>And he grabbed the wrong one:</strong></p><blockquote><em>"Since I'm high af the pizza delivery girl knocks I grab the wad of all the money not the $23 stack. I give it to her and she starts crying she keeps saying are you sure you don't know how much this is going to help me. Freaked out and high I say okay and just rush inside."</em></blockquote><p><strong>Not fun to realize that you just gave away rent.</strong></p><blockquote><em>"Right now after waking up being passed out I realize what I've done, gave away my bill money for this month lol."</em></blockquote><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Now, $1100 isn't the guy's entire life savings (or at least we hope not), but still. That's gonna hurt for a bit.</p><p><div id="insticator-container" class="embedid-c230ccfe-b34e-4c23-8bb0-aaf80e33dfdf"><div id="div-insticator-ad-1"></div><div id="insticator-embed"></div><div id="div-insticator-ad-2"></div><script data-cfasync="false" type="text/javascript">Insticator.ad.loadAd("div-insticator-ad-1");Insticator.ad.loadAd("div-insticator-ad-2");Insticator.load("em",{id : "c230ccfe-b34e-4c23-8bb0-aaf80e33dfdf"})</script></div></p><p>But at least he has some good perspective on it, and he helped out a stranger in a way that could change her life for the better, so he can feel good about that.</p><p><div data-conversation-spotlight=""></div></p><p>In a follow-up, RMFL said that he had decided against calling the pizza shop to try and get his money back.</p><p><strong>One former pizza delivery person shared a story about how they once had to give back a $15 tip after a woman's husband called in to complain.</strong></p><blockquote><em>"I worked as a delivery driver for Domino's in high school, and I once had to return a tip I was given. I delivered the food which came to like $35, and the lady who answered the door handed me $50. She said to keep the change, which surprised me. I even said, "this is a $15 tip, you sure?" "Absolutely, you deserve it," she replied. Wow, what a nice lady."</em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"I get back to the store to hear my manager on the phone trying to calm someone down. The lady's husband called in and demanded that I return the tip, because he never would have tipped that much. My manager told me I had to return it. I was f**king pissed and I still remember the guy's house." - <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ck3kmb/tifu_by_tipping_my_pizza_delivery_driver_1100/evjt6es/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">CrakAndJaxter</a></em></blockquote><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>Some other people also revealed similar stories of getting stoned and over-tipping, although not quite to the extreme of RMFL.</strong><br></p><blockquote><em>"I was very stoned and starving from munchies so I ordered pizza. I was so hungry. Pizza arrives and it's an old man and he's slow getting up my step, slow looking at the receipt and trying to read it off. I was so hungry and this was taking too long. He starts to count back my change and I just told him to keep it because my stoned brain said it was a $20 and not a 50$. He seemed surprised and he had a kind face and he was obviously trying hard. So after I ate and I went to count my money did I realize I gave him over a $30 tip. It's fine, he's happy." - <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ck3kmb/tifu_by_tipping_my_pizza_delivery_driver_1100/evkb2ks/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Union_of_Onion</a></em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"Similar story alert...Once in an extremely high stupor, on a visit to Salt Lake City I accidentally tipped my pizza delivery guy $140. We were baking edibles for the first time and smoking an ungodly amount. I answered the door and dropped all my cash, (this was while on vacation) i was gathering it all up and embarrassed and stoned I handed him all the crumpled bills which I mistakenly thought were ones'...lmao nah."</em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"Once homie realized how much I tipped him be actually called me back to make sure but alas, I was stoned. I missed his call, he cashed out and split it amongst his co-workers and I went skiing the next day and couldn't call him back until two or three days later. Cory from the Piehole...I appreciate you're efforts and kind gestures. I hope you and your friends enjoyed a decent tip."</em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"Hook me up with a slice, it's been 9 years but, what the heck? Lmaooo" - <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ck3kmb/tifu_by_tipping_my_pizza_delivery_driver_1100/evkc98x/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The5thLoko</a></em></blockquote><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>Hopefully RMFL has some good karma headed his way.</strong><br></p><blockquote><em>"On the upside you're going to have the faster pizza delivery time in the city from now on." - <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ck3kmb/tifu_by_tipping_my_pizza_delivery_driver_1100/evixagx/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">radditor5</a></em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"Well uh, you made someone else's life much better and that deserves an upvote." - <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ck3kmb/tifu_by_tipping_my_pizza_delivery_driver_1100/evisrp7/" target="_blank">broodydonut</a></em></blockquote><p><strong>And look on the bright side:</strong></p><blockquote><em>"Hey u still have $23 don't be upset" - <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ck3kmb/tifu_by_tipping_my_pizza_delivery_driver_1100/evj338j/" target="_blank">Wingston420</a></em></blockquote><p><strong>I think we all learned a valuable lesson here. </strong></p><p><strong>Don't do drugs and order take-out, kids!</strong></p><blockquote><em>"All I can do is laugh. You buy pot brownies, and it cost you $1100. Hope those were some good $1100 brownies." - <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ck3kmb/tifu_by_tipping_my_pizza_delivery_driver_1100/evisn1a/" target="_blank">Sync14</a></em></blockquote><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>To save yourself having to figure out the tip, this handy waterproof <strong><em><a href="https://amzn.to/2SZj2aK" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">wallet sized tip guide</a></em></strong>, for 15%-20%, is available <strong><em><a href="https://amzn.to/2SZj2aK" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a></em></strong>. </p>
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