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Living in the technological age has really given us an advantage.
We can even track our fitness goals!
And yet, with that advantage comes a lot more accountability, as the (now ex) partner of NFL correspondent Jane Slater found out the hard way.
<p>Slater reportedly bagged her boyfriend for cheating after their FitBits synced up and Slater noticed an unusual spike in physical activity at 4 am.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="85e4b" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="SN2U6R1576105530"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202464912120975363" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">An Ex Boyfriend once got me a Fitbit for Christmas. I loved it. We synched up, motivated each other... didn’t hate… https://t.co/5QiJUWG806</div> — Jane Slater (@Jane Slater)<a href="https://twitter.com/SlaterNFL/statuses/1202464912120975363">1575524950.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="011d5" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="4T904V1576105530"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202465282700255233" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">Spoiler alert: he was not enrolled in an OrangeTheory class at 4am.</div> — Jane Slater (@Jane Slater)<a href="https://twitter.com/SlaterNFL/statuses/1202465282700255233">1575525038.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>Unfortunately this seems like it was a common story for men with fit-watches who shared their data with their wives.</p><p><strong>Several other users commented their stories:</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="7e50d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="A43V7T1576105530"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202596051972177923" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL Jane! My ex husband got caught in an affair because he was wearing the training watch and heartbeat moni… https://t.co/ZiWqnmOxYE</div> — cooey (@cooey)<a href="https://twitter.com/carey_gibbons/statuses/1202596051972177923">1575556216.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="f6aee" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="M3Z57R1576105530"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202588302999728130" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL @yashar Been there. Didn’t find out though Fitbit though. My ex’s physical activity would have only sp… https://t.co/xN7Kye0U7V</div> — MLH ♥️ (@MLH ♥️)<a href="https://twitter.com/just_mindy/statuses/1202588302999728130">1575554369.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="9d38a" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="CQ124I1576105530"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202742225395781632" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL Loool. One time I was checking my heart rate data on my watch from the previous day. Saw my max HR was 1… https://t.co/qQQA8UZqiI</div> — Jackson Roberts (@Jackson Roberts)<a href="https://twitter.com/Jacksonkroberts/statuses/1202742225395781632">1575591067.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="2ee08" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="P8YD7B1576105531"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202692106697003013" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL called my ex repeatedly one night without any answer which was v bizarre ESPECIALLY bc it was my bday...… https://t.co/TU341YL4qY</div> — Anna Kate (@Anna Kate)<a href="https://twitter.com/kissmysthrnsass/statuses/1202692106697003013">1575579117.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="bf44f" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="JLK2M61576105531"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202681760988819457" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL just got my boyfriend and i fitbits for christmas..</div> — Nicole Forrest (@Nicole Forrest)<a href="https://twitter.com/nicole_forrest8/statuses/1202681760988819457">1575576651.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>The story, while incredibly upsetting, also has a "wow" factor that is kind of unmatchable.</strong></p><p><strong>For one thing, why was the FitBit still on?</strong></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="36a24" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="TYPSPY1576105531"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202575508703260672" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL Who wears a Fitbit during sex???</div> — Evan Winter (@Evan Winter)<a href="https://twitter.com/evan_winter/statuses/1202575508703260672">1575551318.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="1c56b" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="H844GF1576105531"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202639735216361474" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL This kills me want to laugh & cry haha wow</div> — Taylor Stern (@Taylor Stern)<a href="https://twitter.com/TayStern/statuses/1202639735216361474">1575566631.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="8e843" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="2WWG1C1576105531"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202781649051668480" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL A Fitbit was recently used as evidence of time of death in a murder case. The husband’s alibi was proven… https://t.co/CRacp5mlY0</div> — MamaNeedsBaseball (@MamaNeedsBaseball)<a href="https://twitter.com/RangersmamaLA/statuses/1202781649051668480">1575600466.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="f7be5" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="ER7EJO1576105531"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202665468215070721" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL 😂😂😂😂 sheeeesh!</div> — Nino (@Nino)<a href="https://twitter.com/qdiggs6/statuses/1202665468215070721">1575572766.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="174ec" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="57OVN01576105531"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202655394558070785" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL @jennifercarolyn That sucks... and it's also super awesome that he was ratted out by his own gift. 😂</div> — Angelina (No My Name's Not) Libby (@Angelina (No My Name's Not) Libby)<a href="https://twitter.com/anglib78/statuses/1202655394558070785">1575570364.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>And for another, how ironic is it that it sort of mirrors the <a href="https://www.comicsands.com/peloton-lady-shade-aviation-gin-2641554045.html" target="_blank">husband in that Peloton commercial, which was very recently spoofed by Ryan Reynolds?</a></p><p><strong>Clearly, fitness gifts are not the way to go for Christmas.</strong></p><p><div id="insticator-container" class="embedid-c230ccfe-b34e-4c23-8bb0-aaf80e33dfdf"><div id="div-insticator-ad-1"></div><div id="insticator-embed"></div><div id="div-insticator-ad-2"></div><script data-cfasync="false" type="text/javascript">Insticator.ad.loadAd("div-insticator-ad-1");Insticator.ad.loadAd("div-insticator-ad-2");Insticator.load("em",{id : "c230ccfe-b34e-4c23-8bb0-aaf80e33dfdf"})</script></div></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="c9719" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="0FPNFQ1576105531"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202597012589428736" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL There are no words.</div> — Katherine Terrell (@Katherine Terrell)<a href="https://twitter.com/Kat_Terrell/statuses/1202597012589428736">1575556445.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="edcc7" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="M8FU281576105531"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202652029610541057" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL @NickPackers12 Her looking at the Fitbit at 4am........ https://t.co/hPo1YTyKpl</div> — Please Dont Get Offended (@Please Dont Get Offended)<a href="https://twitter.com/ThePackerOfGB/statuses/1202652029610541057">1575569562.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="88981" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="PYWAH91576105532"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202941045237014530" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL https://t.co/0hRFWYWT76</div> — 🎄Mama Lou Whoo🎄 #SaveOurSisk (@🎄Mama Lou Whoo🎄 #SaveOurSisk)<a href="https://twitter.com/WolfDrawingDesk/statuses/1202941045237014530">1575638469.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="e5f22" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="T4X8TL1576105532"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202586957353750528" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL https://t.co/7adfnsZZBE</div> — Madelyn Burke (@Madelyn Burke)<a href="https://twitter.com/MadelynBurke/statuses/1202586957353750528">1575554048.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="c2273" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="RZBFDB1576105532"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1202465799975260161" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@SlaterNFL https://t.co/b03sggdsEq</div> — Lindsay Jones (@Lindsay Jones)<a href="https://twitter.com/bylindsayhjones/statuses/1202465799975260161">1575525162.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>Or, you know, respect the rules and boundaries of your own relationship.</p><p>You can track your own fitness (and other things) with the <em><strong><a href="https://amzn.to/2RKhhj5" target="_blank">Lintelek Fitness Tracker</a></strong></em>, Slim Activity Tracker with Heart Rate Monitor, IP67 Waterproof Step Counter, Calorie Counter, Pedometer available <em><strong><a href="https://amzn.to/2RKhhj5" target="_blank">here</a></strong></em> in 13 options.</p><p><div data-conversation-spotlight=""></div></p>
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