Twitter user/world super-criminal La Bronze James went online to ask his followers a question that would reveal some of the worst things humanity has ever seen.
"What are your favorite weird food combinations?"
That's when Twitter started burning to the ground.
I would love to know, what are your favorite weird food combinations? mine is mustard in my yogurt 😍— La Bronze James (@La Bronze James)1555462818.0
La Bronze offered her own weird combo: MUSTARD in YOGURT.
^^^^^if you cant spot what’s wrong about this tweet unfollow me ASAP you ont een know me https://t.co/E2cs0AXhi5— La Bronze James (@La Bronze James)1555462878.0
Not even her closest friends could get on board with La Bronze's weird food preference.
@jackieaina 1). you don’t eat dairy and 2). you cannot standdd mustard. 😤👎🏾— soraya (@soraya)1555464419.0
@jackieaina Ok but I’m genuinely concerned. Ma’am you don’t even consume eat dairy. Is this a cry for help, do we n… https://t.co/MTBgpLB6KX— MichikoMalandro.🌹 (@MichikoMalandro.🌹)1555464653.0
That's when other Twitter users began offering up their own strange desires:
@jackieaina Dipping Oreos in coffee— Bearded and Beautiful (@Bearded and Beautiful)1555462993.0
Some were received better than others...
@Nick_LGrant hmmm I’m intrigued— La Bronze James (@La Bronze James)1555465003.0
@jackieaina Just one quick dunk into hot coffee and it gets perfectly soft 😌— Bearded and Beautiful (@Bearded and Beautiful)1555465215.0
@Nick_LGrant there’s only one problem...I don’t really like Oreos. at least not with the filling. So can I just dip… https://t.co/B2nM85fz1l— La Bronze James (@La Bronze James)1555468273.0
...but, true to the prompt, every single one of them was very, VERY weird.
@jackieaina This seems like a trap, I don’t want to admit anything...but I like dipping my grilled cheese in ranch… https://t.co/ruNNlfmt73— 🥳 (@🥳)1555463182.0
@jackieaina Cumin and boiled eggs— Tranee Nicole (@Tranee Nicole)1555473098.0
Honestly, these go way too far.
Cheerios with tea 🤤 https://t.co/ZSQ5B1tZxT— Jamila (@Jamila)1555473489.0
I eat ketchup wit ice cream https://t.co/KsUc45SNqe— (my old account got suspended) bald headed billy (@(my old account got suspended) bald headed billy)1555474882.0
I know you joking but I would like to say that plum sauce and Parmesan goes great with anything (except for breakfa… https://t.co/J3KvtbTxYE— nun(m)ya (@nun(m)ya)1555463061.0
@jackieaina Used to be peas and apple sauce 😂— Courtney J. (@Courtney J.)1555471875.0
We are calling the police to report crimes against humanity.
@jackieaina Cheese and mayo sandwiches— 🦋SammieGirl🦋 (@🦋SammieGirl🦋)1555466180.0
@jackieaina So funny! I thought mine was weird; mine is raw whole garlic cloves in my yogurt👍🏻— (((Nicki Stern-DuPrahcess))) (@(((Nicki Stern-DuPrahcess))))1555514724.0
These just can't be true...
@jackieaina a1 sauce in my mango smoothies 😍😍😍— aliyah (@aliyah)1555462862.0
@jackieaina https://t.co/XkCwq2RoxP— Stewart Lynch🎪 (@Stewart Lynch🎪)1555463571.0
Well, now you've all done it. The police are here to throw you in food prison.
I hope you're happy. May we never have this conversation again.
@jackieaina https://t.co/FMAJ8f5pe0— beth (@beth)1555463305.0