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This Person's Order For Their Dog At A Fancy NYC Restaurant Is The Epitome Of Privilege
29 May 2019
@annaesilman/Twitter, @HerculesJeremy/Twitter
First things first: yes, someone really did bring their dog into a restaurant. And yes, they really did place an order for that dog.
And honestly, this dog is eating better than us on our worst days.
<p><strong>The order was sent back to the kitchen as follows:</strong></p><blockquote>1 Beef Burger<br>Medium Rare<br>No Cheese<br>Side Salad</blockquote><p><strong>And then had a few notes attached:</strong></p><blockquote>Type In<br>This is for a dog<br>Type in<br>No salt, no oil, no seasoning, no pepper<br>Type in<br>Absolutely plain, no toppings, no garnishes<br>Type in<br>No bacon, no pickles, no onion, no bread, no lettuce<br>Type in<br>No side salad<br>Type in<br>Just the plain pattie-this is for a dog</blockquote><p><br></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="b3671" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="O7TH591559164164"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133151640620535809" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">my friend is the chef at an extremely fancy nyc restaurant and this is an order he received today https://t.co/tA1fWWSOjo</div> — Anna Silman (@Anna Silman)<a href="https://twitter.com/annaesilman/statuses/1133151640620535809">1558999378.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>That dog just likes its meat.</p><p><strong>There are some fun, quirky things about this order, such as the egregious number of times "type in" is listed:</strong></p><p><br></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="f5847" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="DL9PTK1559164165"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133162595303739394" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman @libbycwatson I’m assuming any of the extra messages are just automatically put under “type in” but I… https://t.co/tFIAwVwj0a</div> — Hannah Cruickshank (@Hannah Cruickshank)<a href="https://twitter.com/HannahCruicksha/statuses/1133162595303739394">1559001990.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><strong>The double emphasis on "this is for a dog":</strong></p><p><strong><br></strong></p><p><br></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="d43d2" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="3QURFY1559164165"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133159651057577984" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman i love that they wrote "this is for a dog" not once, but TWICE</div> — Jenna Amatulli (@Jenna Amatulli)<a href="https://twitter.com/ohheyjenna/statuses/1133159651057577984">1559001288.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="dc0ea" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="BGW1AA1559164165"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133160720076398592" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman @bugcounter This happens more often than you think.</div> — kathryn (@kathryn)<a href="https://twitter.com/hot_headed_cook/statuses/1133160720076398592">1559001543.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="12b8d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="3YCJB21559164165"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133157517725380609" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman @kalesalad I worked at a place in Silver Lake (Los Angeles) and we had a Dog Menu. No joke. Part of my… https://t.co/tio4ePfXCW</div> — SuperJude™ (@SuperJude™)<a href="https://twitter.com/xXSuperJudeXx/statuses/1133157517725380609">1559000779.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="84cac" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="V4WWJ61559164165"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133182469740539905" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman He protec
He attac
But mostly
He want a la carte snacc</div> — 🍬LOLLY HOE🍬 (@🍬LOLLY HOE🍬)<a href="https://twitter.com/ShiftyGirl91/statuses/1133182469740539905">1559006728.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="652e4" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="67K4DQ1559164165"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133185872218791937" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@no_such_zone @annaesilman @thesarahkelly It's for a dog, man. Does cost matter??</div> — Lance Sanders (@Lance Sanders)<a href="https://twitter.com/Lancebowski/statuses/1133185872218791937">1559007540.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="fc450" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="YZ3EPM1559164165"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133176253270372354" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@whenjontweets @annaesilman @gunnerpunner I think it might be for a dog</div> — Tom Schroeder (@Tom Schroeder)<a href="https://twitter.com/TomASchroeder/statuses/1133176253270372354">1559005246.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="953c5" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="8ZIREU1559164165"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133177473418575877" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@whenjontweets @annaesilman @gunnerpunner They really should've specified if it was for a dog</div> — Tom Schroeder (@Tom Schroeder)<a href="https://twitter.com/TomASchroeder/statuses/1133177473418575877">1559005537.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Not to mention how seriously picky this pupper is.</strong></p><p><strong><br></strong></p><p><br></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="9d1ce" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="L5UYSI1559164166"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133152333414764544" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman @lizzieohreally does the dog talk to it's owner to make sure the patty isn't salted?</div> — Greg (@Greg)<a href="https://twitter.com/supersetgreg/statuses/1133152333414764544">1558999543.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="dd325" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="WIV2LS1559164166"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133235870037733376" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman A Rez dog, ”Rich dog problems.” https://t.co/UmQmic7rBk</div> — Michelle Shining Elk (@Michelle Shining Elk)<a href="https://twitter.com/MShiningElk/statuses/1133235870037733376">1559019460.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="05ce1" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="RIQHAP1559164166"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133265338739580928" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman Friend of mine takes his dog to Arby’s once a week for whatever the hell it is they serve. Never gets… https://t.co/eWgVTDIfAJ</div> — Memetic War Conscientious Objector (@Memetic War Conscientious Objector)<a href="https://twitter.com/human52753/statuses/1133265338739580928">1559026486.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="d3119" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="3T2NUW1559164166"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133180642714370048" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman @ChrisDStedman Wait- is the dog by themselves? Only one guest listed.</div> — @DCHomos (@@DCHomos)<a href="https://twitter.com/DCHomosIntern/statuses/1133180642714370048">1559006293.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="a2002" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="R92E6A1559164166"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133165925295955968" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman @bugcounter Given that any dog would cheerfully eat half a rotting deer carcass then roll around in it, this seems a bit fussy.</div> — Brendan A. Niemira (@Brendan A. Niemira)<a href="https://twitter.com/Niemira/statuses/1133165925295955968">1559002784.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>The only information available about this restaurant from the OP is that it is an "extremely fancy NYC restaurant."</p><p><div id="c7da91bc-8e44-492f-b7fd-c382c0e55bda"></div></p><p><a href="https://www.quora.com/How-many-restaurants-are-there-in-New-York-City" target="_blank">But as there are 26,618 restaurants in NYC, and at least over a thousand of them are "fancy," we will have to keep guessing.</a></p><p><br></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-twitter_embed">
</p><div id="5e931" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="01TW4S1559164166"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133169289333075968" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman @ericgeller Anytime I drop by In and Out, they know me and my dog well enough to include a burger patt… https://t.co/ogIunNqyFU</div> — Not That Steve-O (@Not That Steve-O)<a href="https://twitter.com/basicuser22/statuses/1133169289333075968">1559003586.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="22de0" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="XJC76W1559164166"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133468516181585920" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman I do the same thing at my favorite places. My favorite spot even jokes with me and calls it "Caesar's… https://t.co/PnkOfUfi6d</div> — Reality TV Bliss (@Reality TV Bliss)<a href="https://twitter.com/RealityTVBliss/statuses/1133468516181585920">1559074927.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="68303" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="0ETT961559164166"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133152740375318529" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman @lizzieohreally I was at The Cliffs in Laguna Beach this weekend and they had a full menu for dogs. No… https://t.co/vYNgtVgMf9</div> — Paprikapink (@Paprikapink)<a href="https://twitter.com/PaprikaPink/statuses/1133152740375318529">1558999640.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="de3b7" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="9EKI0S1559164167"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133207696751120384" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman tell him that I, the dog-pretender, enjoyed the burger immensely</div> — Jason Linkins (@Jason Linkins)<a href="https://twitter.com/dceiver/statuses/1133207696751120384">1559012743.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="02af4" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="8LZKH31559164167"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133164860143833089" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@annaesilman @thedirtbird I'm so confused. Wouldn't it be easier to just.... Cook it yourself?</div> — Jeremy Hercules 🇧🇧🇵🇷🏳️🌈 (@Jeremy Hercules 🇧🇧🇵🇷🏳️🌈)<a href="https://twitter.com/HerculesJeremy/statuses/1133164860143833089">1559002530.0</a></blockquote></div>
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</p><div id="c1c89" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="5EG2IJ1559164167"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet twitter-custom-tweet" data-twitter-tweet-id="1133164992340070401" data-partner="rebelmouse"><div style="margin:1em 0">@HerculesJeremy @annaesilman Or.... get dog food?</div> — Lizzy (@Lizzy)<a href="https://twitter.com/thedirtbird/statuses/1133164992340070401">1559002562.0</a></blockquote></div>
<p></p><p>We hope the unidentified pupper enjoyed his or her cooked meat. Next time, wouldn't it be easier just to bring your own <a href="https://amzn.to/2KkISnF" target="_blank">dog treats</a>? Then he can have it just the way he likes it. Or better yet, put that dog to work, and he can <a href="https://amzn.to/2YSNhC4" target="_blank">make his own meals</a>.</p><p><br></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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