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Rudy Giuliani Hilariously Dragged For Using His YouTube Channel To Sell Cigars And Gold Coins
Things have been difficult lately for former New York mayor and current President Donald Trump personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani.
He was duped on camera by Sascha Baron Cohen, his scalp oozed brown liquid during a press conference, he held a presser next to a sex shop at a landscaping company, had a few flatulent moments on camera and lost lawsuit after lawsuit in a desperate attempt to keep his boss from admitting he lost to Joe Biden by over 7 million votes.
Ouch...
Whether it's because times are tough or he's still waiting for his check from Donald Trump to clear, Giuliani started some new ventures. The Recount shared the good news on social media that Giuliani embarked on a new money making scheme.
You can see Giuliani shill cigars and gold coins here:
Rudy Giuliani is doing ads for cigars & gold coins on his YouTube channel. pic.twitter.com/K7xS3lGViy
— The Recount (@therecount) December 17, 2020
In the midst of accusing Biden of being the head of a "crime family," Giuliani paused to say:
"If you want a good cigar, go to a good cigar shop."
"You want the best? Go to Famous Smoke Shop."
"Let Famous Smoke deliver your favorite cigars right to your doorstep at America's lowest prices."
You know, after seeing him get To Catch A Predator'd by Borat, hold a presser at the landscaping place by the porn shop, sweat motor oil out of his temples, and fart so hard he gave people COVID, the one thing I found myself thinking was, “I bet that guy knows his cigars."
— Elliott Christ (@elliottchrist) December 17, 2020
Giuliani then urged viewers to drop his name for special deals from American Hartford Gold in a second ad.
"Tell them Rudy sent you!"
@brenonade called American Hartford Gold and told them Rudy sent him.
Turns out disgraced pundit Bill O'Reilly is also on board. pic.twitter.com/bfkg79dHTY
— The Recount (@therecount) December 17, 2020
People were amused by Giuliani's latest gig and speculated on why he was doing it.
I can't believe he had the time to get to know the fine people at American Hartford Gold what with all the criming and shirt-tucking he was doing in 2020.
— Justin Cecil (@lasershow109) December 18, 2020
pic.twitter.com/jwxzcBHZTm
— Noble Prize in Sarcasm (@rewegreatyet) December 17, 2020
Giuliani lost his wealth in contentious divorces and borrowed money to pay his taxes. He accidentally dialed a NYT reporter and left a message about his financial duress.
If Trump doesn't pardon him, his remaining assets will go to his criminal defense .
— Mitchell Adkins (@Mitch_Adkins) December 17, 2020
Remember when Rudy used to prosecute the mob instead of be a part of it?
(come to think of it, his prosecutions of the Italian mafia actually opened the door for the Russian mob in NYC.
Coincidence?)
— Art Martin (@gartmartin9) December 17, 2020
pic.twitter.com/TJJRwUHDpe
— Rosanne 🐩🎄 (@RosanneR429) December 17, 2020
I guess his 20k per day legal fee isn't enough.
— Elizabeth Vargas (@EVargasTV) December 17, 2020
And wait! There's more. Stay tuned for Rudy's next fundraising presser: Underneath the El on Allegheny and Kensington Ave. Conveniently located next to a Walgreens. Where they sell Just For Men. And everything else😂😂😂😂
— Ivey McClelland 😷😷😷😷😷 (@iveyjanette_207) December 17, 2020
Nobhead pic.twitter.com/TDatdA2zci
— MAB (@MABUSUK) December 17, 2020
Remember when Rudy was sane and coherent? Me neither.
— Bill In San Diego (@truthfaux) December 17, 2020
Guess the hair dye deals melted away. pic.twitter.com/CucZ6Bp57R
— Tony (@tony15202) December 17, 2020
But wait there's more .. if you call now in the next 10 minutes we'll throw in “Rudy's Hair To Dye For" CALL NOW !!! operatives are standing by!
— Bradley (@BradMadDogg) December 17, 2020
With Trump's presidency coming to an end, it's understandable Giuliani is looking to branch out. Whether cigar and coin salesman is the best fit is unclear.