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Mom Left In Stitches After Her 5-Year-Old Daughter Draws A Picture Of A Thistle For Her Teacher That Looks Like, Well, A Giant Penis
29 January
Mairi Orchardson/SWNS.COM
A mom was left in stitches after her five-year-old daughter drew a thistle for her teacher to celebrate Burns Night – and it looked suspiciously like a massive phallus.
Little Aila Devaney had learned about poet Robert Burns in school and decided to make her teacher a special collage of a thistle to celebrate the bard.
<p>But when she presented her mom Mairi Orchardson with the finished drawing, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.</p><p>Aila had drawn the plant, and added two round leaves at the base of the flower - complete with a big purple circular flower made from tissue paper, at the top.</p><p><div id="c7da91bc-8e44-492f-b7fd-c382c0e55bda"></div></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Mairi said she noticed right away that the sketch of Scotland's national flower "looked more like a penis" than a thistle.<br></p><p>Aila, from Dundee, Scotland, handed the drawing over to her teacher on Friday, and is obviously none the wiser as to why it made her mom - and her teacher - giggle.</p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>Mom-of-four Mairi, 35, said:</strong> <br></p><blockquote><em>"It really doesn't look like a thistle and I found it really funny. It is supposed to be a thistle with two leaves."</em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"She has no idea what it actually looks like, bless her. I found it hilarious because it looks like a penis."</em></blockquote><blockquote><em>"Aila is very creative and loves to draw. She always makes gifts to give to her teachers. She is very innocent and doesn't have a clue."</em></blockquote><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p>Aila was learning about Robert Burns during class last week in the run up to Burns Day on Saturday.<br></p><p>Stay-at-home mom Mairi jokingly asked Aila's teacher if she liked her daughter's drawing when she picked her up from school at the end of the day.</p><p><div data-conversation-spotlight=""></div></p><p class="shortcode-media shortcode-media-rebelmouse-image">
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</p><p><strong>Mairi said:</strong> <br></p><blockquote><em>"We had a joke about it. She found it funny too."</em></blockquote>
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