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Yep.
He charged her for a banana and a piece of toast while they were visiting his mother. This, she shared, was after she purchased a 'thank you' gift basket to express their gratitude for the hospitality.
She explained:
“A few days later, I get an email from my boyfriend that had an Excel document in it. The Excel doc was all of our shared expenses from the trip, which was fine – that’s how we normally did things."
“But, I did notice there was one line in the Excel document that I was kind of confused about and the line just said, “breakfast” for $3.23.”
She continued:
“He looks at me deadpan and goes, ‘Oh, well that’s for the banana and piece of toast you ate at my mum’s'.”
You can watch the first video below.
WARNING: NSFW language
For her follow-up video- which has been viewed 3.2 million times - @maddyblythe was able to pull up one of the spreadsheets to reply to a commenter.
She shared:
“So he would send me about one of these a month."
"As you can see, he was nice enough to color-code it, that was great. And then at the bottom of this … would be the totals of everything that I owed.”
Viewers all agreed this should have been a major red flag.
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@maddyblythe shared she wouldn't stand for spreadsheets today, but that relationship did last a whopping three years.
Good.ness. Three years too long if you ask us.