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"You can make everyone follow one rule you make: What is it?" –– This was today's burning question from Redditor Lord_Smile, and needless to say, people went wild. Turns out there's a lot out there that bothers us.
"Service employees..."
Service employees are now legally required to physically fight one customer a day.
"If you throw your butts..."
GiphyIf you throw your butts out the car window, a mysterious, compelling force will cause you to retrieve them and stick them up your bumhole.
"When you make a mistake..."
When you make a mistake, quickly take ownership, apologize and make right where possible.
On the counter: forgive that which is done wrong and don't make forgiveness conditional on atonement or apology.
"Every sentence..."
Every sentence must be finished with a noun that has absolutely nothing to do with the sentence spoken. (eg: Hey Billy, how's work been thermostat?) (eg: Little Darla hurt her knee when she fell off the swings death penalty.)
